Val

Basically a Big Kid

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Nick Fuego @NickFuego]

@MyFitnessPal please add support for reading Water from Apple Health 🙏

[Big 12 Conference @Big12Conference]

FYI: Iowa is Cyclone State.

[Wide Right & Natty Lite @WideRtNattyLt]

This shit immediately goes down in Cyclone lore. Incredible first public moment for Jimmy Rogers.

[Simlish Daily @DailySimlish]

Araganda Wee-bow Cayoo Litzergam.

[l'M FINE @hiiandri]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 When bees get tired of flying and carrying pollen, they can fall asleep in flowers this way.

[Bishop Robert Barron @BishopBarron]

White smoke rises in the Eternal City. The cardinals have chosen a new pope!

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

“Mommy, what’s tiktok?”

me:

[Nick Fuego @NickFuego]

@HALIENE @DaTweekaz @BlackHoleRec @EDC_LasVegas Great minds think alike… 😏

https://t.co/dA5TAzYsww

[Local Micro-Celebrity @pacmanwm]

All the “life advice” that my dad gives me is usually just mundane stuff. Like I told him once that I usually get breakfast pizza before work but it’s greasy and a lil spendy. He casually drops that the best breakfast is egg in a basket. Quick, cheap, and delicious. He’s a genius

[Val @_your_pal_val]

My @dominos order is about 710 minutes away #worthit

[Val @_your_pal_val]

@leesbichan Nothing got thrown away! 🥰 I didn’t have a lot to begin with and anything that did get replaced went to my college brother lol

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Internet users go wild over $4,500 Le Creuset cookware set from Costco - which includes 157 PIECES and arrives at your home on a PALLET https://t.co/Ls10SzA17S

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Most grandma/reindeer collisions are entirely preventable. Please give wildlife plenty of space.

[Nick Fuego @NickFuego]

I remember when I wrote the first doc about this back in 2022- so cool to finally see it launched publicly! 🤩

[ver @silverrstring]

taylor swift in 2011: from when your brooklyn broke my skin and bones i’m a soldier who’s returning half her weight, and did the twin flame bruise paint you blue? just between us, did the love affair maim you too?

travis kelce in 2011: i just gave a squirle a peice of bread

[darren @exiledarren]

travis kelce and taylor swift

[Val @_your_pal_val]

I’m making all the people who trade me bracelets at the Taylor Swift concert do the PLUR handshake ✌️🫶👏🤝

[Aiden Wyatt @AidenJWyatt]

Your Saturday reminder that Cael Sanderson is the greatest collegiate wrestler of all time.

- 159-0 record
- 3-time Hodge Trophy Winner (only one to do so)
- 4-time NCAA Tournament Most Outstanding Wrestler (only one to do so)
- 4-time National Champion
- Was on a Wheaties box