Cough Syrup Commander

Cigarillo fiend smokin weed like it’s oxygen

[Cough Syrup Commander @_yungdaggerdicc]

At my age my dad had 2 kids and a mortgage. I’m still on Tinder asking 18 year olds what their favorite color is

[Cough Syrup Commander @_yungdaggerdicc]

I heard this George Floyd guy is celebrating 4 years off of fentanyl today, Congrats to him and his family!

[Cough Syrup Commander @_yungdaggerdicc]

I’m back babyy. Shoutout @elonmusk. After 4 years of my account being banned Twitter finally gave me my account back

[Cough Syrup Commander @_yungdaggerdicc]

Chief Keef made me do it

[Cough Syrup Commander @_yungdaggerdicc]

When the guys at work accidentally “share” their videos to Facebook

[Cough Syrup Commander @_yungdaggerdicc]

My mom went to college for 9 years and she still believes the earth is only 6,000 years old. Our education system failed again

[Barry Spike 🎙 @SpikeReeds]

*walks into room with slim fitted pants*

NIGGAS OVER 45: https://t.co/67bLGDejTc

[Cough Syrup Commander @_yungdaggerdicc]

@sammavs She blocked me too 😂😂😂

[Cough Syrup Commander @_yungdaggerdicc]

@sammavs

[Cough Syrup Commander @_yungdaggerdicc]

@JacobRForster I completely agree. I wouldn’t really call what I do “dating”. My preference just happens to be 19 yr olds with low morals and daddy issues. I’m living my best life.

[Cough Syrup Commander @_yungdaggerdicc]

@sammavs Bless you, friend

[Cough Syrup Commander @_yungdaggerdicc]

@JacobRForster @Pointman160 @1followernodad Age of consent is 18 so I’ll stick to bangin them. Also, there’s more guns if u wanna see em :)

[Cough Syrup Commander @_yungdaggerdicc]

@LlamaInaTux Dating 20 year olds forever is the move. You just buy them purses and bust fat loads then they go play on their iPads when ur all done

[Cough Syrup Commander @_yungdaggerdicc]

@1followernodad 😂

[Chui @JxsChui]

You sure she don’t need a sugar baby

[Cough Syrup Commander @_yungdaggerdicc]

Retweeting your own shit is lame

[Cough Syrup Commander @_yungdaggerdicc]

Retweeting your own shit is lame

[Cough Syrup Commander @_yungdaggerdicc]

My new hairdresser is a SMOKESHOW I deadass got a hard dick while she was lining my shit up. Hottest Asian grandma I have ever seen she’s like 60-65 and suuuper fuckable. Sexy ass nails on and shit 😅

[Sarah ᥫ᭡ @_sarriiii]

we grown if we fucking we fucking.

[untitled goose name 🪿 @notallbhas]

Still on their parent’s health insurance

[Cough Syrup Commander @_yungdaggerdicc]

@forbiddnfrtloop @IamMikeCannon ?