katie hawes

tune my heart to sing Thy grace /// LER•ALW❥

[katie hawes @_yungkt]

if you weren’t a kid back when ned’s declassified school survival guide and zoey 101 was a thing, then you missed out on a real childhood

[mariana Z @mariana057]

If you're cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me after looking at my transaction history and realizing everything actually adds up, no one stole from me

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

Me: My neck is a little stiff
Web MD: You're in rigor mortis

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

please don’t ask me to understand what a deductible is

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

I say “no worries” a lot for someone who’s been in a permanent state of panic for 20 years.

[Josh Rainer @JoshRainerGold]

Until a few months ago I thought this was Bad Bunny

[: @_dxllz7]

Me trying to act normal after hearing something that hurt my soul

[Tommy House @tommyhousewx]

Deer prancing around the frozen streets of Central Texas!

📸: Karen Baranauskas

[Jenni @hashjenni]

the vegetables in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

THIS IS ACTUAL CINEMA I’M IN TEARS LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[greg @greg16676935420]

Three days in and we already have January taken care of

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Venezuelan president seeing the American flag at 2 a.m. in his room

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

This is the best Christmas gift 👍

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This is the most American thing I’ve ever seen

[🦢 @meishato]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[hannaheve @eviemoon44]

just found out i’m chopped and also unc