Young_Queen

Your fav social worker and counselor, mommy to the coolest nugget!

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Sisqaeron Targaryen, First of His Name, Lord of the Thong, Rider of Dragons, and Protector of the Seven Kingdoms

[Nyne @nyne_tailed_fox]

Kids today wouldn’t understand how big of a pop culture moment this was 😂😭

[Left Eye 👁️🖤 @WanjiraL]

Big day in pop culture ⚡️

[The Jennifer Hudson Show @JHudShow]

Get it, #juliastiles!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[Dee 🤙🏾 @_dee1998]

The synchronized claps are frying tf out of me 😂😂😂😂😂😂 yall aint have to do the man like this😭😭

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

This man is spitting that hot fire🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[OkieMaga_Patriot46 @Okie_Patriot46]

I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials.

If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something...

We already got it in.

Like...GOT. IT. IN.

We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun.
We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough.

We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer.

We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field.
INTO THE WOODS.

Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass?

And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm.

That was TALENT.

We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else.

There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends.
There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.”

And we FOLLOWED MIKE.

We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast.

And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house.

Eating pizza and watching movies.

Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle.

We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process.

We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on.

We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet.

We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction.

We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback.
And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop.

So yes...now we like being home.
We like sweatpants.
We like cancelling plans.
We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending.
We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table.
We like being home by 8:17.

And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?”
Sleeping...we are sleeping.

Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement.

We already played, partied and danced on the bar.
We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl.

We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones.

So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think:
“God, you guys are boring.”

Sweetheart...oh sweetheart.
You are looking at retired legends.

Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented.

xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired

[Young_Queen @_yvngQueen]

He hit the nail on the head on the vaccine. I worked as a medical social worker in a hospital through COVID & we were definitely hit with the take the shot, booster, etc or you’re out of a job. It really was a wild time

[Bo @JumpManZ]

He’s wrong about Obama in my opinion but everything else he’s cooking

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[Young_Queen @_yvngQueen]

@aKiDnamedjUiCe @QuayQuay349 I told one mom, while I couldn’t imagine my kid having to take spike from someone biologically male. 1. She’s had male coaches who don’t hold back just bc they’re girls. 2. The chances of that actually happening are like winning the lottery. So what we gettin up in arms for?

[Young_Queen @_yvngQueen]

@aKiDnamedjUiCe @QuayQuay349 Which is why I don’t engage in those types of convos although I have been in settings where those convos come up. I’m a girl sports mom so the closer we’re getting to the age where something like that COULD possibly been an issue it comes up from time to time. I just 🤫

[☆ 💎 @DyMond__]

🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[Pheezy @easylikepheezy]

YOU BETTER SHOW EM HOW TO REMIX, BABYGIRL

[Opinions not Statistics @urQuel_5dawg]

😂

[big titty energy @wwMELLYd]

Dookiedemic is CRAZY

[Young_Queen @_yvngQueen]

It is most definitely the butt of the bread and meant to never be touched 🤮😂. It’s so unnecessary

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

What do you calm this part of the bread where you’re from?

[Lira Mercer @Lira_Galore_]

You ever seen a nigga skedaddle ? 😭

This is what I envision.

[💟 ᏦᏋᎩ ᏦᏋᎩ ᎷᎧᏁᎥᎤᏬᏋ 💟 @KeyKeytoMarz]

Greatest commercial EVER!!!

[🛸 @tufthug]

GOING HOME, no i don’t want to spend the night at your house.

[Nicole ✨ @BombshellCole]

Elder millennial here. We were latchkey kids. Stayed home alone from age 6. Parents were working and we would call their jobs relentlessly. The rules were simple: don’t open the door for anyone, don’t turn on the stove, be home before dark.