basper 🧟‍♂️

i put my party in your moms pack

[basper 🧟‍♂️ @_z0mb0y]

i wanna go climbing so fucking bad.

[joey @joboduj]

im like hey whats up bello

[basper 🧟‍♂️ @_z0mb0y]

everything needs money, i’m so pissed off

[basper 🧟‍♂️ @_z0mb0y]

wait deviled eggs are just glamorized egg salad

[basper 🧟‍♂️ @_z0mb0y]

WHY are we getting rid of video game discs, I NEED MY PHYSICAL MEDIA

[basper 🧟‍♂️ @_z0mb0y]

@PumpkenSpyce

[basper 🧟‍♂️ @_z0mb0y]

craving a buffalo chicken sandwich from arby’s

[basper 🧟‍♂️ @_z0mb0y]

@MillyMonkan @MillyMonkan2 make them feel gross and like shit for talking like that to a kid honestly, there’s NOTHING you do that compares to that

[basper 🧟‍♂️ @_z0mb0y]

why is shadow of the tomb raider the SCARIEST game ever

[basper 🧟‍♂️ @_z0mb0y]

@MillyMonkan i am, it’s been a WEEK

[basper 🧟‍♂️ @_z0mb0y]

rock climbing gym rock climbing gym rock climbing gym rock climbing gym rock climbing gym

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

Summer gotta be one of the top 4 dr pepper drinking seasons

[basper 🧟‍♂️ @_z0mb0y]

goodbye french onion soup, hello BALLS!

[basper 🧟‍♂️ @_z0mb0y]

I DONT WANNA DO ONLINE TRAINING JUST GET ME IN DRIVE THRU

[basper 🧟‍♂️ @_z0mb0y]

@kurtisconner PLEASE dress up at him for halloween

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[makai ➡️AC @makaikatte]

“juneteenth is a made up holiday”

bitch all holidays are fucking made up, just say you’re racist lol

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

For today only, it is ok to refer to it as “Father Pepper”

[basper 🧟‍♂️ @_z0mb0y]

@PumpkenSpyce mb