Zack

Patrick swayzee impersonator.

[Zack @_zach_h_]

Kachow

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please heart my twwet

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Played a video game with my girl. Her first time playing Call of Duty Warzone resulted in her crying because she died without being able to kill anyone, and I was, "too aggressive and yelling instructions at her".

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@regionaljustice

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I nominate that the cash cab is recognized as a transformer and stars in a major motion picture in its own transformer’s movie.

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@hannahmae1028 No.

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The single absolute most best part about growing up is that you can shoot your unsuspecting sister with an airsoft gun and your mom doesn’t even yell at you.

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The single most absolute worst part about growing up is having to wear pants. Even in the summer

[KEYBOARD’s BASED IN THE RAIN 5!! @KeyboardKid206]

Top 50 Rappers All Time!!! -Keyboard

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The single most absolute worst part about growing up is having to wear pants. Even in the summer

[Single Dad @Lonely_Dad]

attention epic fortnite gamers
my wife left me

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I don’t want to be sun-kissed. I want to be sun-punched in the face.

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@SydneyPrescottt There is a full version I can dm you 😂😂😂

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A song for my dog who I brutally hit with my motor vehicle. (She is fine)

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Mark Kozelek is my dad

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Babies r dumb fat

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@kiser_dawson You guys killed it I had a blast.
S/O mental illness. S/O life.

[Single Dad @Lonely_Dad]

i am going to snap eventually

[Single Dad @Lonely_Dad]

i will pay you to kill me

[Zack @_zach_h_]

Hello Twitter.

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Shave your head

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@VicMensa just spit truth in his cypher but keeps catching heat.