Zach Wald

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[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Nate Eaton should’ve always been on the roster.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Early’s command wasn’t great but he still carved this Mariners lineup that sucks against lefties, 2-run bomb for Wilyer, RBI knock for Caleb duRBIn, RBI knock for Mayer that bum, we got west coast ketchup! #GoldBottles

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

I appreciate Wilyer Abreu for making it so that I don’t feel like a complete asshole staying up to watch the Red Sox on the west coast during this lost season.

[nomadic 🎞️ @frctl_art]

Dreamland : Peru.
🎞️ kodak proimage 35mm film

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Ranger balled out like an absolute savage, you cannot possibly spell Durbin without RBI who homered yet again, Mayer that bum had a two-run knock and an RBI double, the Red Sox beat a team with a winning record! #GoldBottles

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Caleb Durbin is about to land Craig Breslow a five-year extension.

[Zach Wald @_zach_wald]

@CarSighting Wish there were more left in original specs rather than 760 conversions

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

#NukeFenwayPark #ExplodeWallyTheGreenMonsterWithDynamite

[Worcester Red Sox @WooSox]

ranking AAA Mascots by how easily Smiley Ball would beat them in a fight

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

You cannot spell RBI without Durbin. I hate that this dogshit team took from us what would’ve otherwise been an electric moment.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

IKF is the heartbeat of the city of Boston.

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

Dick measuring patriotism is so fucking tired man. Find a new gimmick

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

The Boston Red Sox will not be shutout tonight.

Jarren Duran has his 2nd homer in the last 3 games.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Willson Contreras is one of the only reasons to watch the Red Sox in 2026. Second bomb of the night. Dude has been an absolute monster.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

I want to be happy about this WC40 bomb but nobody was on and I don’t trust this offense to come back down four when their one homer of the game is a solo shot.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

5 strong for Ranger, RBI knock for Gasper, RBI knock for Wilyer, 2-run go-ahead knock for Ceddanne, 2-run tank for Duran, save for 44, the Red Sox have won a series at Fenway Park?? #GoldBottles

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

TWO RUN TANK FOR JARREN DURAN BIG SWING CITY

[lewys piper 🇵🇸 @generalquixote]

nice argument. unfortunately I have already depicted you as the wildly ricocheting seething american cop, and me as the serenely and peacefully descending scottish piper