Zach Greene

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

"I'm voting for Trump."

"So what?" What are you going to do about it?"

- Mike Tyson

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

NFL. Is. Back.

[BGN Hoops @BGNHoops]

Females over 5’8 be talking about “I don’t have a man” that’s ok we in a 2-3 zone

[Cass Anderson @casspa]

The Girl Scouts waiting for me outside the store when I said I'd get some cashback to buy cookies

[FUCK OHIO 〽️ | BEAR DOWN @CHI2AA_]

LMFAO 💀

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

Texans: “What if we—”

Watson:

[ESPN @espn]

Countless memories.

Mamba forever 💜💛

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference: Matt Lafleur Is The Greatest Coward Of All Time

[Kelly Kam B. @IndecisivePearl]

“ANDY IS COMING”

Toys:

[Matt Dixon @MattDixon3]

Stat for next week:

Kyle Trask has 34 TD passes in eight (SEC-only) games this season.

Jarrett Guarantano has 38 TD passes in his Tennessee career (32 starts, 41 games).

[David Hookstead @dhookstead]

Sarah Fuller becomes the first woman to play in a major college football game. Pretty cool moment, but Twitter needs to stop pretending like this was an amazing kick.

If a male player kicked a ball like this, he'd be benched in a heartbeat.

[Johnathon Poppe @jpopasu]

I love the NFL because both of these humans play the same sport professionally

[Herd w/Colin Cowherd @TheHerd]

Are the Miami Dolphins the 4th best team in the NFL?

@ColinCowherd doesn't rule it out:

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

Oh you poor thing. Let me forward your tweet to some of my buddies overseas so they can send you some flowers.

[Pamela Maldonado @pamelam35]

Total votes for Kanye West

Colorado: ~6,000
Vermont: ~1,200
Arkansas: 3,979
Idaho: 2,309
Iowa: 3,179
Kentucky: 6,259
Louisiana: 4,837
Minnesota: 6,796
Mississippi: 3,009
Oklahoma: 5,587
Tennessee: 10,188
Utah: 4,053

#Election2020

[H1SLIM #PTBAG @h1slim]

Boy ya uniform clean asf

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Nighttime Pete

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

JOB. FINISHED.