Zach Paul

person.

[Zach Paul @_zachpaul]

someone: think before you tweet
me: ok
*never tweets anything ever*

[Zach Paul @_zachpaul]

@BDubCodes hikaru nakamura and several chess personalities I found through him. I particularly like watching them coach other streamers, those have been the most enlightening to watch while learning to play myself

[audrey @saint_audrey]

Zach spelled with an “h” is a scholar, Zack spelled with a “k” is a menace to society

[Zach Paul @_zachpaul]

@lizhahnyes @SunahS630 @Psych5555 @MrsCatanus @karlo311 @haylinds @chrsfromcolleen I commit to anti-racism and equity for all!

[Zach Paul @_zachpaul]

@gioo_gar @lizhahnyes 🤣

[Zach Paul @_zachpaul]

@haylinds happy birthday Ashley!

[Zach Paul @_zachpaul]

@dan_abramov @hjylewis

[Zach Paul @_zachpaul]

@hjylewis @margarinemargie

[Sprout Social @SproutSocial]

When it comes to planning for hashtag holidays, sometimes face to face communication is best. Happy #NationalDogDay! https://t.co/xqgQDSb3xQ

[Adam Graham @grahamorama]

Whatever Twitter’s intentions were, this is what it has become

[Cassidy @cassidoo]

I made a new emoji that I call "mild panic"

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

You: Slang isn't "real" English.

Us:

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

Today's @bopinion post is about college.

Is demand for college falling? If so, what does that mean?

https://t.co/mx6fycrFCu

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

[Zach Paul @_zachpaul]

happy it's ok to lie on the internet day, unlike every other day of course

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I hate people who are like “So & so got me sick.” What are you, fuckin Columbo the epidemiologist? The world’s a toilet. You got yourself sick. Fuck off & stop blaming others for your filth.

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

not scared

[Zach Paul @_zachpaul]

@melindamiller just wait until everyone gets used to the new logo and starts making jokes and giving hot takes about how the new logo is fine

[Pavel A. Samsonov @PavelASamsonov]

Without field research, it's difficult to get an accurate picture of user workflows.