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I like to quote friends, strangers, and my plethora of lovers out of context. Tweet your out of context quotes, tag @zero_context and you'll be retweeted.

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"Are your arms uncircumcised?"

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"You don't want that piece of paper in your flask."

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"I think you're going beyond the nugget."

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"I tapped out at 'curds'."

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Oh my. https://t.co/nOMR6jcQL1

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"Make these man-boobs worth it."

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"I just imagined a penis propelling."

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"I like your pumpkin."

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"So many carrots, so little time."

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"Can everyone please stop saying 'sack'. It's Sunday, for God's sake."

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"That's going on my goat- naming list."

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"Llama pepperoni is where it's at."

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"The one time I bought spinach it went bad."

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"Close the cockroach door. And stop touching my cactus penis."

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"I understand Mennonites."

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"I've radically and erotically changed over the past few years."

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"If I took this skirt off I'd go to Cookout"

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"Reductionist methodology."

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"Boobs change all the legalism."

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Got it. @ChapelRVA