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Dynamo Genius🤯 Avid reader & writer, join my virtual book club: @ClubbingwithZee📚🥂 I also love God, music, art, poetry & football

[Zee 🥂 @_zigoo]

I have all these books in softcopy. In a pdf drive.

https://t.co/PLT7DwETRA

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

Pick one

[Ìléríolúwa @Ilerioluwakiye_]

I was tricked into thinking I want a career. I actually just want to travel and explore

[TeeBag🇰🇪 @tii_bag]

HR introduced a new policy where for every minute you are late for work, you are required to work extra 10 minutes after 5 PM. The other day this gen z coworker arived at 8:05 instead of 8 AM. So HR asked him to work till 5:50 PM which he obliged. Today he left work at 4 PM....

[TeeBag🇰🇪 @tii_bag]

...When asked why he left early he said, "Today I logged in to work at 7:54 AM. Thats 6 minutes early. So by your policy logic I get to leave an hour early. See you tomorrow."

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I like mine very fine, intelligent and out of everyone else’s reach.

[pelumi @youluvpelumi]

“so your parents are still feeding you” i no understand, your own disown you?

[David Brownie @pepsiculo]

yo preparándome para salir: dios por qué mierda dije que si

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

ngl I feel like everything that happened these last 6 months needed to happen. to allow me to see everybody ain’t for me, learning to set boundaries , learning to stop over sharing and over playing my part.

[Charlee @4Charleee]

Deciding not to date anyone right now. Too many men want access with no real intentions behind it. I’m not accessible in that way anymore.

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloriss]

It’s important for your husband to fear you just a little bit. No partner of yours should be able to comfortably speak in this manner in public and still be bold enough to come home.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

Someone asked me, "Would you date yourself?"

I answered , " The only reason why I still believe in love is because of the way I love."

[×͜× @RuggedRyan_]

HR listening to your story:

[The Force! @Orifunke]

She was shocked because that's the kind of thing people would write to her and she would advice them to leave the marriage with immediate alacrity 🤣🤣🤣

[Demotivational Speaker @OdunEweniyi]

consequences

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

My friend made 20 million naira last month.

He is 26.
No degree.
He is a Computer Science dropout.

First salary: 50k.
Last month: 20 million naira.

What changed?

He stopped looking for jobs.

And started selling his dad’s land.

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

In 1998, I was fired from my corporate job while 9 months pregnant because and I quote, “my priorities would be elsewhere after the baby is born.”

The lawyer I hired told me I didn’t have a case because discrimination like “that” was almost impossible to prove.

So I got pissed.

Took the LSAT. Went to law school. Passed the bar. Had 3 more kids.

Twelve years later, another woman from that same company was fired for the same reason. She sued them for a million dollars, and won, partly because I had kept every piece of evidence from what happened to me years prior demonstrating a systemic pattern of discrimination against women.

That company no longer exists. My law practice is thriving. And that baby they said would derail my priorities? She’s a brilliant attorney now working at my firm.

Turns out my priorities were indeed, elsewhere.

[Rochelle Meyer @Rochelle__Meyer]

To sit by the ocean and disassociate.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

if i play dumb, it’s 100% strategic

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

And trying not to cry in public transport

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

I love hearing “in the interest of time” during meetings. Yes. Let’s wrap this up quickly!