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[Kirkland Signature™ Lube @_zizik]

"Yellow starbursts suck lol"
But you still fucking eat them don't you, fucking hypocrites. Mail them to me if you hate them so much

Kyle Zizik
314 W Main Street
Kutztown, PA 19530

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Didn’t know the teams had to line up and kiss after ultimate frisbee games

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Tight

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Like who is this dude now? His hair used to have volume and bounce, now it looks like he uses Suave for kids 2-in-1

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Not trying to start a fight or anything but the new quarter design for 2022 is dumb

[prezoh @prezoh]

u can swipe away at your ballsack with the rustiest razor without a cut they shoulda made the titanic out of scrotum

[Austin @adoptedhighway]

just now realizing that ET was supposed to be an alien. i thought it was just a little disgusting man

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Spinning my fork in spaghetti until every single noodle is wrapped on it like a giant knot

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LL Bean is short for Ladies Love Bean

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More like Wolfgang Yuck

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Imagine going to Grotto’s and expecting them to put the ingredients on the pizza in the correct order

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For sale: Halloween costume, never worn

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Getting into wine.

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The skin on an orange is the gross part to eat and the middle is good, but on an apple it’s the other way around

[prezoh @prezoh]

you’re not supposed to wipe ur ass every time it’s unhealthy it’s like shampooing

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Instead of microwaving your ice cream like a dummy to make it softer, just microwave your spoon instead

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Sorry officer I didn’t want my ice cream to melt

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They taste better if you call them garbanzo beans