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the bottom rung of the ladder

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The only non-streaming service television I watch is the obscure sports station that came for free with my internet that automatically turns on after the tv has been idle for 90 minutes and its just like the national stone-skipping championships or acrobatic pizza dough spinning

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Heard someone say “she’s so cool” as I left after work drinks and I fear I may never be the same

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Vintage Hell’s Kitchen is dizzyingly good reality television
An enraged Gordon Ramsey has such a masterful grasp of the English language, even more so in an era when you could insult anything about someone without fear

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I hate when bar bathrooms have cryptic graphics to describe if it’s a men’s or women’s like please don’t make me think after 6 margaritas I’m scared

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You've made it when you buy your couch new

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I'll give you Kimmage and Crumlin for that slice of bread

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National Geographic needs to stop putting ozempic propaganda into my inbox please I just want to read about animals and ancient civilisations

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Instead of shitposting now I just engagement farm on group chats in Teams

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@jackrmullen22 @gloucesterrugby @ospreys There’s no way that’s gluten free

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Can’t wait to wear my custom Gwyneth Paltrow ski accident civil trial t-shirt on the slopes this week

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Just got cold approached in the dairy free milk aisle, romance is alive and well

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Chocolate fountains really fell off

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@softy_ware babe wake up softy posted

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@jackrmullen22 It’s not about the food it’s about the sacred ritual of binge drinking at noon

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@jackrmullen22 This is such a gluten free tweet

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no really
https://t.co/20lcx9yIPD

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Sitting in the corner of the afters leaving a cutting and in-depth review of the bar who wouldn’t let us in

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Daylight savings is like would I prefer a slightly higher chance of being able to wear sunnies on the way to the office or would I like a slightly lower chance of developing depression

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If there was work in the bed I’d sleep on the floor