🩸 $ZONK — Killed Bonk & Shib
Rabid mutt eating old meta. Billions incoming.
CA: 41LMYQFA9NbQrfASGQxLaKGbncp1nbEZ7W61brFbpump
Join or get eaten. TO THE GRAVE 🪦
Hey Zonk Community ❤️
We want to come to you directly and be fully transparent.
We’re truly sorry.
Our initial launch with full cashback (0% creator fees) was meant to reward early supporters and create big excitement. However, we now realize this made it very difficult for us to properly support and grow the project long-term.
Right now, we’re facing a real challenge: how are we supposed to push Zonk hard — getting strong listings, running boosts, doing charity donations, marketing, and building real utility — if we have zero fees coming in?
After thinking about this carefully, we’ve decided to relaunch with a reasonable creator fee. The fees collected will go straight back into the project to fund:
Quality listings (CEX & DEX)
Boosts & visibility campaigns
Charity donations
Development, marketing, and community rewards
We will also take this opportunity to figure out the best narrative for Zonk and evolve its character so it better represents what we’re all building together.
This is not about taking from the community — this is about building something sustainable that can actually deliver for all of us.
We still believe in rewarding our holders and early supporters, and we’ll be working on new ways to make sure the community benefits as Zonk grows.
To everyone who joined the first launch and believed in us — we’re really sorry for the confusion and any frustration this caused. We’re still very early, and we’re committed to getting this right.
We’ll share more details soon about the relaunch timing, the exact fee percentage, how the funds will be used, and the new direction for Zonk’s character and narrative.
Let’s build Zonk the right way — strong, sustainable, and together.
Zonk Hard 🪨
— Zonk Team
Hey Zonk Community ❤️
We want to come to you directly and be fully transparent.
We’re truly sorry.
Our initial launch with full cashback (0% creator fees) was meant to reward early supporters and create big excitement. However, we now realize this made it very difficult for us to properly support and grow the project long-term.
Right now, we’re facing a real challenge: how are we supposed to push Zonk hard — getting strong listings, running boosts, doing charity donations, marketing, and building real utility — if we have zero fees coming in?
After thinking about this carefully, we’ve decided to relaunch with a reasonable creator fee. The fees collected will go straight back into the project to fund:
Quality listings (CEX & DEX)
Boosts & visibility campaigns
Charity donations
Development, marketing, and community rewards
We will also take this opportunity to figure out the best narrative for Zonk and evolve its character so it better represents what we’re all building together.
This is not about taking from the community — this is about building something sustainable that can actually deliver for all of us.
We still believe in rewarding our holders and early supporters, and we’ll be working on new ways to make sure the community benefits as Zonk grows.
To everyone who joined the first launch and believed in us — we’re really sorry for the confusion and any frustration this caused. We’re still very early, and we’re committed to getting this right.
We’ll share more details soon about the relaunch timing, the exact fee percentage, how the funds will be used, and the new direction for Zonk’s character and narrative.
Let’s build Zonk the right way — strong, sustainable, and together.
Zonk Hard 🪨
— Zonk Team
$ZONK NFTs are almost here… 👀
Sneak peek season begins now. 🐾
Handcrafted chaos.
Pure meme energy.
Unique traits.
ZONK lore loading…
The kennel is evolving into something bigger than a memecoin.
Early supporters will understand first. 🔥
Only verified holders will have access to NFTs📍
$ZONK #NFT #Solana #Memecoin $SOL bitcoin:native
Happy Bitcoin Pizza Day, Zonk!
May 22nd — the day 10,000 BTC became the most legendary pizza order in history. And today, Chairman Warsh is sworn in while we celebrate with Black Zonk stacking sats and devouring pizza.
🚀 A Narrative for Zonk: “Warsh to the Moon”
In the gleaming halls of the White House on this crisp Friday morning, May 22, 2026, history is unfolding at 11:00 AM EST. Kevin Warsh, the sharp-minded former Fed Governor, Stanford alum, and financier, stands tall as President Donald Trump administers the oath. The gavel falls—not just on a new Fed Chair, but on a fresh chapter for sound money, innovation, and the digital frontier. Warsh is in. Powell era? Officially in the rearview.
Zonk, my man from Boston, raises a glass (or a ledger) right now: Congratulations, Chairman Warsh! You’ve got the keys to the most powerful monetary machine on Earth, and the crypto streets are buzzing because you’re one of the few in that building who actually gets it. You’ve called Bitcoin an “important asset” — a digital gold, a policeman that keeps policymakers honest, the “newest, coolest software” changing the game.
No fear of the blockchain. Real respect for the builders.
The narrative writes itself: A pro-crypto Fed Chair sworn in under a pro-innovation administration. Markets are watching.
Capital is flowing. Innovation is about to get breathing room instead of regulatory headwinds. While Warsh stays disciplined on inflation and the dollar’s strength (he’s no radical), his track record signals a smarter coexistence with crypto — not war, but wise oversight that lets the real tech thrive.
Time to send Zonk to the moon, Chairman.
The millions are loading. Degens are aping.
The $KEVIN memecoin community is out in force, turning this historic moment into rocket fuel. From Boston to the blockchain, we’re all strapped in. Lower rates when justified? Check. Respect for hard assets and new technology? Double check. A Fed that doesn’t kneecap the future? We’re about to find out.
This is the dawn of the Warsh Era. Sound policy meets digital gold rush. Zonk and the crew are watching, cheering, and stacking.
Congrats again, Chairman Kevin Warsh
. Make it legendary. To the moon we go — $KEVIN style. 🌕🚀
Let’s ride.
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#Solana#NFTs $ZONK
$ZONK NFTs are almost here… 👀
Sneak peek season begins now. 🐾
Handcrafted chaos.
Pure meme energy.
Unique traits.
ZONK lore loading…
The kennel is evolving into something bigger than a memecoin.
Early supporters will understand first. 🔥
Only verified holders will have access to NFTs📍
$ZONK #NFT #Solana #Memecoin $SOL bitcoin:native
$ZONK NFTs are almost here… 👀
Sneak peek season begins now. 🐾
Handcrafted chaos.
Pure meme energy.
Unique traits.
ZONK lore loading…
The kennel is evolving into something bigger than a memecoin.
Early supporters will understand first. 🔥
Only verified holders will have access to NFTs📍
$ZONK #NFT #Solana #Memecoin $SOL bitcoin:native
Do you like this one, @toly ? 🐶
Meet the official Memecoin Beta Tester.
He’s already rocking the $SOL badge because $ZONK is officially live on @Pumpfun !
We don’t just bark, we build on Solana. What do you think, Toly?
We’re allocating resources to push visibility the right way — through creators, community energy, and consistent content rollout.
No shortcuts. Just structured momentum.
From bond phase → next expansion level.
If you’ve been early, stay close.
What’s coming won’t stay quiet for long.
$ZONK 🐾
solana:So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112 #Memecoin
We’re allocating resources to push visibility the right way — through creators, community energy, and consistent content rollout.
No shortcuts. Just structured momentum.
From bond phase → next expansion level.
If you’ve been early, stay close.
What’s coming won’t stay quiet for long.
$ZONK 🐾
solana:So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112 #Memecoin
ZONK ACHIEVEMENTS SO FAR 🐕⚫️🟡
✅ Updated DEX Profile
✅ 13K ATH
✅ Listed on Moontok
✅ Website LIVE
✅ Trending Boost Active
✅ Meme Contest Completed
✅ 200+ X Followers
✅ 200+ Telegram Members
We are growing fast.
And this is only the beginning. 🚀
WE DON’T FOLLOW.
WE ZONK.
$SOL #Memecoin
To the entire ZONK community… 🖤🐕
I love you all.
Every holder.
Every raider.
Every believer.
Every single person pushing this vision daily.
Most people only show up when things are easy.
But YOU stayed.
YOU pushed.
YOU believed in $ZONK before the crowd arrived.
This community is different.
Real energy.
Real loyalty.
Real cult vibes.
Watching the kennel grow day by day has been insane.
And trust me…
we’re only getting started.
Today we push together.
Today we bond together.
Today we make noise together.
No matter what happens, history will remember the early ZONKERS. ⚫️🟡
WE DON’T FOLLOW.
WE ZONK.
Love you all.
$ZONK 🐾
$SOL #memecoin #solana
🚨 ZONK MEME CONTEST RESULTS ARE IN! 🚨
Thank you to all the degens who entered
🔥 We had some absolute bangers.
🏆 OFFICIAL WINNERS:
🥇 1st Place — @GitaNFTs (2,000,000 $ZONK)
→ https://t.co/LdWypLIiA5
🥈 2nd Place — @dianalfyu (1,000,000 $ZONK)
→ https://t.co/QXTJ5BI1eb
🥉 3rd Place — @oceanscarr (500,000 $ZONK)
→ https://t.co/kMACGi3upr
Bonus Prize still open for @GitaNFTs or anyone who can get @toly to reply/shill 👀
Congrats winners! DM me your wallet proofs if you haven’t already.
To the rest — y’all cooked too, appreciate the effort 🩸
#ZonkMemeContest $ZONK TO THE GRAVE 🪦🟢
In the neon-lit streets of the crypto wild west, where memes rise and legends are born on Solana, a new force has emerged: Zonk ($Zonk).
Freshly listed and already buzzing — 41LMYQFA9NbQrfASGQxLaKGbncp1nbEZ7W61brFbpump — Zonk isn’t just another token. It’s the ultimate vibe check for degens who want to escape the ordinary and ride the chaos. Whether “Zonk” hits you as that perfect stun-lock moment, the army slang for ditching the grind and going full send, or pure chaotic energy… this one is built to catch fire.
Picture this: Asian and Chinese communities — the absolute kings of turning memes into movements — locking in. From WeChat groups to Weibo hype, from Telegram raids to KOLs lighting up the scene. When the dragon wakes up on a Solana gem like this, the charts don’t just move… they fly hard.
$Zonk is for the ones who see the spark early. Community-driven, high-octane, ready to pump on pure narrative and viral spread. Moontok just dropped the alert — now it’s time for the real players to make it legendary.
If you’re reading this from Asia, especially China: this one’s calling your name. Get in, spread the word, and let’s make $Zonk the next big Solana moonshot that everyone talks about.
Contract: 41LMYQFA9NbQrfASGQxLaKGbncp1nbEZ7W61brFbpump
Link: https://t.co/KCIA8TP5dC
To the Asian and Chinese degens — see it, believe it, fly hard. 🚀
Zonk nation is waiting. Let’s make it happen.
@MoontokOfficial
The Legend of $DEGEN: A Tale for Zonk
In the neon underbelly of the internet, where norms go to die and only the bold (or unhinged) survive, a new hero emerged from the shadows of Farcaster.
His name? $DEGEN.
It was early 2024. The crypto streets were cold. Most projects were still wearing suits, whispering about “roadmaps” and “utility” like nervous suits at a job interview. But in the /degen channel on Farcaster — that glorious digital dive bar — the real ones were posting, tipping, memeing, and gambling their souls on vibes alone.
One man, Jacek, saw the chaos and decided to bless it.
Instead of another boring token with a 300-page whitepaper nobody would read, he dropped $DEGEN straight into the hands of the degenerates. No VC allocations. No pre-sales. Just pure, uncut community airdrop. If you were posting alpha, farming likes, building in the open, or simply being terminally online in the right corners of Base and Farcaster — you got paid in $DEGEN.
It was revolutionary.
You got rewarded for being a degen.
Word spread like wildfire through
Warpcast. Degens who had been aping into rugs for years suddenly had their own native currency. The frog posters, the chart watchers, the 3 a.m. “just one more trade” warriors — they all rallied. $DEGEN wasn’t just a token. It was a middle finger to the traditional finance gods and a love letter to the culture that made crypto fun again.
The price? It did what all proper degen tokens do: it went full parabolic. From fractions of a penny to moonshots that had people screaming in group chats. Coinbase listed it. Normies started calling themselves degens unironically. Even the suits started lurking.
But $DEGEN had bigger plans.
It didn’t stop at being the king of memes on Base. It went full send and birthed Degen Chain — its own Layer 3, built on Base, with $DEGEN as the gas token. A home built by degens, for degens. Fast, cheap, and completely unapologetic.
Now, years later, when the historians of this wild era look back, they’ll see $DEGEN not as just another memecoin… but as the flag planted in the ground that said:
“We are here. We are unhinged. And we’re not going back to normal.”
For Zonk, the Boston-based console warrior and eternal degen:
This one’s for you, king.
Every time you ape, every time you hold through the dips with diamond hands and a shit-eating grin, every time you post alpha at 2 a.m. while the rest of the world sleeps — you’re carrying the spirit of $DEGEN.
You’re not just trading.
You’re living the lore.
Stay degen. Stay based.
$DEGEN forever. 🟪