snarky rph 💊

pharmacist. liberal. millennial. she/her. bi. i’m short and so is my temper. 😈

[snarky rph 💊 @_zosyn]

my inner circle is making money moves and honestly love it for us 🤑

[The Angry Pharmacist @theangrypharm]

Going from C1 to C3 means your 'dispensary' is going to need a DEA license, and a Pharmacist there and possibly more record-keeping/tracking like Rx's.
Which means now costs are going to go up 100x, which means its cheaper to buy on the street.
Guess nobody thought of that huh?

[snarky rph 💊 @_zosyn]

i can taste this photo

[snarky rph 💊 @_zosyn]

have avoided having covid for over four years, i go to Florida once and i come back with fucking covid for the first time ever. 🫠 even when i went to DC in the fucking fall i didn’t come back with anything. that’s it, im staying up north 😐

[snarky rph 💊 @_zosyn]

it kills me with each cycle still getting my period and a bunch of negative tests :(

[snarky rph 💊 @_zosyn]

i want a baby so badly 😭

[snarky rph 💊 @_zosyn]

i love my state 💕

[Boston 25 News @boston25]

BREAKING NEWS: A 62-year-old Weymouth man has become the first person to receive the world’s first genetically-edited pig kidney transplant into a living human at Massachusetts General Hospital. https://t.co/wxKcIE3FcX

[snarky rph 💊 @_zosyn]

@Flagpole_Canada

[snarky rph 💊 @_zosyn]

i can’t be the only pharmacist that has an obsession with nice staplers and pens

[snarky rph 💊 @_zosyn]

@Flagpole_Canada Hand bostitch (prev PaperPro) is the best. Though I found a new one on Amazon that’s great, does 40 pgs

[snarky rph 💊 @_zosyn]

@Socalmegan Same. It has also transformed into obsessions with markers/brush pens and calligraphy/hand lettering

[snarky rph 💊 @_zosyn]

our OV order was marked as delivered at 4. it was NOT. they showed up at 5:30 AFTER I called on them. pretty sure the DEA would love to hear that there were narcotics unaccounted for during the time frame 🤨

[snarky rph 💊 @_zosyn]

happy 5th wedding anniversary to my other half; 13 years together

[snarky rph 💊 @_zosyn]

@vera41061 I have parents that bring their kids back to me specifically bc of this! It’s over before the little one even knows it

[snarky rph 💊 @_zosyn]

Honest question. What makes someone good at giving shots? I would say almost 2/3 of my pts are surprised after I give them vaccines and a lot of them come back just for me. Is there something to it? 😂😂

[snarky rph 💊 @_zosyn]

@joannatomical Honestly I think this is more it than anything. That and I don’t even tell them when I’m going to do it lmao I just keep yapping until the needle is in the sharps

[snarky rph 💊 @_zosyn]

@ryles Omg this is awful. 🤢

[snarky rph 💊 @_zosyn]

@shanback801 I never understood why people don’t change needles! Drives me crazy.

[snarky rph 💊 @_zosyn]

@nurse_gracie_pi I like to pulse my fingers near the site while it goes in to help with pain distraction, too :)

[snarky rph 💊 @_zosyn]

I’m from New England, of course I drink solely iced coffee

[ShadyPenguinn @Shadypenguinn]

I knew it was coming, but my GOODNESS that was fast.