Jim Martin

We've come to rape your horses, and run off on your women.

[Jim Martin @a1234or5]

Brandon Cooks was just murdered on live tv

[Jim Martin @a1234or5]

@LoriGreiner Margarita

[Jim Martin @a1234or5]

@gingerismygirl @keithellison Pretty sure Democrats have always been the party of immigrants

[Jim Martin @a1234or5]

I love how 90% of these clips involve former or current Ducks players https://t.co/fXczGRwISD

[Jim Martin @a1234or5]

So the moral of the story is that @DaveChappelle got us all for another 200 fucks by quiting and going to South Africa?

[WikiLeaks @wikileaks]

They Always Wanted Trump: Leaked emails show that the Hillary Clinton campaign secretly promoted and protected Trump https://t.co/hTJ1HNkWIR

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

We are so fucked.
I want you to think about this - it fucking sweats to cool down. It might be… https://t.co/GEH5KDrDo9

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

So strange that people often believe things inversely proportionate to the evidence. Given a set of possible explanations, why pick the extremely unlikely one!?

[Jim Martin @a1234or5]

Sources: Rodgers' IR return draws teams' ire https://t.co/Hf2NlAEhEw
via @ESPN App https://t.co/oMVbtrlSSH

[Jim Martin @a1234or5]

@ScienceNews I can't wait to become a robot

[Jim Martin @a1234or5]

I think maybe the song"You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch" out of context or for someone that does not know the story. Would make for a terrible Christmas song.

[Jim Martin @a1234or5]

@billburr For fuckin real man... We get it, you dont want to admit you fucked up the Calvin Johnson call. But for fucks sake, this is getting out of hand.

[Jim Martin @a1234or5]

@joerogan California firefighters are some of the baddest men on the planet