Al¡ssa

70 year-old gypsy at heart, sent from the 60s, who enjoys 90s alternative. I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. I'm a dreamer. Join me! And the world will be as one.

[george watsky @gwatsky]

NEW SONG 😡 🎵
HAS ANYBODY TOLD u YOU’RE A MEAN ASS DRUBNK????
https://t.co/alXS0qVouV

[Al¡ssa @a1issa1udwig]

@gwatsky hot cocoa with bae🤣

[Al¡ssa @a1issa1udwig]

@lildickytweets

[Al¡ssa @a1issa1udwig]

@gwatsky Truth. ✔

[Al¡ssa @a1issa1udwig]

@hardbodybrain It you tho.🎃

[Al¡ssa @a1issa1udwig]

When you carved LD a dope jack-o-lantern, but he doesn't acknowledge it.☹☹☹ @lildickytweets

[Al¡ssa @a1issa1udwig]

@lildickytweets Brain on some other shit tho. #LD #Brain

[Al¡ssa @a1issa1udwig]

@lildickytweets Brain on some other shit tho. #LD #Brain

[Al¡ssa @a1issa1udwig]

@gwatsky I missed my opportunity to play Wounded Healer in a psychoanalysis group a few weeks ago, so that's upsetting. Your show was dope last night though!

[Al¡ssa @a1issa1udwig]

Indiana wants to protect our planet & our future! @GovHolcomb, sign on to tell the world #IAmStillIn https://t.co/Q3fXsCTxMI

[Al¡ssa @a1issa1udwig]

@gwatsky Conversations, gotta sit down for this one.😥 #xinfinity

[Al¡ssa @a1issa1udwig]

@gwatsky Hearing your new album makes my panties wet.😍 #xinfinity

[Al¡ssa @a1issa1udwig]

@Jaboowins 😷 Just watched #thehuntinground How can you smile like nothing's happened?

[Al¡ssa @a1issa1udwig]

@ladisputeband Can my boyfriend go to the Chicago show? He turns 21 on Nov. 8th, but I wasn't sure if it was a 21+ show.

[Al¡ssa @a1issa1udwig]

@tyleroakley I'm follower 4897! #Daysuntilbinge #tyleroakleyamazingphil

[Superfruit @SUP3RFRUIT]

RT this

[Al¡ssa @a1issa1udwig]

And stress acne has already arrived. I'm only two days into the semester.

[Al¡ssa @a1issa1udwig]

When you can't be mad at your boyfriend for not responding to texts because he's out fighting fires... 🚒

[Al¡ssa @a1issa1udwig]

I'm fit as a fiddle!🎻

[Al¡ssa @a1issa1udwig]

So far, I'm fairly healthy.💪
Blood pressure is good at least.👍

[Al¡ssa @a1issa1udwig]

Getting a physical. Last time I had one was back in middle school...