Im upset. Unfortunately this feeling isn’t new. I have thoughts.. hopes.. ideas… but the way things are make me feel like the best idea doesn’t matter.
Because if they wanted to make things better.. safer… They would.
how did everyone in the studio keep a straight face when Nelly walked in that damn booth, put headphones on, stepped up to the mic and right out the gate said "good gracious, ass is bodacious"
Pornstar father of the Colorado Club Q shooter reveals his reaction when he first heard his son had murdered 5 people and injured 18:
“I go on to find out it’s a gay bar. I said, ‘God, is he gay?’ I got scared, ‘Shit, is he gay?’ And he’s not gay, so I said, ‘Phhhewww…’”
I went to college in the exact terrible years where you'd get super fucked up at a party then wake up in the morning to a facebook notification like "you were tagged in 84 pictures in the album BLAME IT ON THE ALCOHOL - SENIOR WEEK 2009" then brace to die of utter humiliation
In 7th grade, my friends and I convinced a large number of students to put the name “Heywood Jablome” in the school raffle and when the principal read the name in the gym, we all screamed for five straight minutes. Everyone got a detention. That’s how Twitter feels now.
I have been wondering this my entire life so before twitter implodes I must know: how do people know line dances? Who teaches them and how do you know which dance to do? Are they universal? Wtf?