alyssa :p

what if

[𓂀 @yonceduh]

Men love tf out of you in between them video games before the next round starts

[alyssa :p @a1yssa17]

fuck you costco

[alyssa :p @a1yssa17]

who wants to clear my amazon wishlist

[Fred Figglehorn @mirbartierr]

When shorty ask u “What did u eat today?” And u gotta lie cuz u ate
12 icecream sandwiches

[alyssa :p @a1yssa17]

everything requires delayed gratification

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

"no dessert thank you, we'll have the bill" me who wanted the chocolate fudge cake:

[alyssa :p @a1yssa17]

life is better shared

[alyssa :p @a1yssa17]

i want a dog so bad

[princess luna ♡ @dollsmaxxer]

me with my submissive man who does everything i say

[alyssa :p @a1yssa17]

scrolling on TikTok while I drive to make time go by faster

[alyssa :p @a1yssa17]

should i peg him

[𝑓𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑎 🇵🇸 ˖ ݁𖥔 ˖ 𐙚 @tinybookclub_]

trying to not treat myself after every minor inconvenience after pay day 💔 https://t.co/WBxW1bY3X4

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Sorry for being such a bitch yesterday i havent had an ice cream cone in like 4 days

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

World Cup is over. Back to being a lady.

[alyssa :p @a1yssa17]

this year for my birthday i want EMDR

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art

[໊ @IAMMUSIC]

i dont think carti will ever drop a song better than opm babi

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

hey does anybody know why they did that to me