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[abs @a2j8f]

"Whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends [life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness] it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it..."

[abs @a2j8f]

watching a man eat a taco is the most primal thing we can witness in modern times

[abs @a2j8f]

I used to think getting a shot in your butt meant getting a shot IN your butt

[dizzy @rundizzy]

i flipped over a rock in the woods and the grubs all knew you

[abs @a2j8f]

life must suck for the 5% of boomers that are actually cool

[abs @a2j8f]

someone tell the men their shirts don't look better pulled all the way down

[The Big Bad @sameolekimmy]

This scene of Under The Banner of Heaven broke me. We don't talk openly enough about how crushing and lonely it is to lose your religion, especially when your loved ones still believe.

Beautiful and heartbreaking episode.

[abs @a2j8f]

politically, I'm probiotic

[abs @a2j8f]

MY BOYFRIEND IS MY NEIGHBOR. MY BOYFRIEND IS MY NEIGHBOR. MY BOYFRIEND IS MY NEIGHBOR. MY BOYFRIEND IS MY NEIGHBOR. MY BOYFRIEND IS MY NEIGHBOR. MY BOYFRIEND IS MY NEIGHBOR. MY BOYFRIEND IS MY NEIGHBOR. MY BOYFRIEND IS MY NEIGHBOR. MY BOYFRIEND IS MY NEIGHBOR. MY BOYFRIEND IS MY

[abs @a2j8f]

The gas prices aren't that high
the gas prices:

[abs @a2j8f]

@RyaGreene and I did a brother reveal today after being friends for 4 years...

[Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmer]

I'm not waiting for the Supreme Court's decision on Roe v. Wade. That’s why I filed a lawsuit and used my executive authority to urge the Michigan Supreme Court to immediately affirm the right to abortion.

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

Raise your hand if you’re all in on protecting abortion rights. ✋

[abs @a2j8f]

https://t.co/2U6zo33rSY

[Jimmy Wholebody, MPH @GumbyAnne]

When I worked at Planned Parenthood, I had to open the mail in an airtight room so that if one of the envelopes contained anthrax I'd be the only person to die

[abs @a2j8f]

@omgchyxo One time I tried to make a frog cake and we didn't eat it fast enough...

[abs @a2j8f]

if the coffee shop doesn't have cobwebs, I don't want it.

[abs @a2j8f]

Emily didn't deserve to be in Paris