Charlie Sweatpants

This is the Twitter where I bitch about Michigan sports and the fallen Babylon that is Ann Arbor.

Also runs @deadhomers

[Michelle Ryan Hughes @xMegaMichellex]

I'm live-tooting the #A2Council meeting at https://t.co/lei7gC46Kt

I'm using the "Birdsite" browser extension to crosspost onto Twitter. It's more reliable than what I've been doing, but doesn't keep things in threads, sorry.

[Charlie Sweatpants @a2sweatpants]

Downtown Ann Arbor wants to #SaveThePostOffice

(And for all you #AnnArbor locals, you haven't missed your chance! There is *another* protest at the downtown post office tonight at 6:00pm!)

[Charlie Sweatpants @a2sweatpants]

#annarbor rainbow!

Maybe God is calling off covid?

[Dead Homer Society @deadhomers]

New Post:

Thursday Evening Cartoons: SARS 2: Corona Boogaloo

https://t.co/PkUwXAtXNo

[Charlie Sweatpants @a2sweatpants]

Poseidon must be appeased. Simpson didn't run off with one of his daughters or anything, did he?

[Bryan Mac @Bry_Mac]

Maybe the trident is cursed, and Michigan will be damned until they return it to Ballroom Poseidon?

[Charlie Sweatpants @a2sweatpants]

Can I angle during the nut kick?

[Charlie Sweatpants @a2sweatpants]

I don't know what's wrong with the basketball team. In the absence of plausible explanations, I choose to blame coronavirus.

[Charlie Sweatpants @a2sweatpants]

College basketball is a cruel mistress sometimes.

But remember, Michigan fans, at least we don't have Mayo Pete and Amy Klobuchar lurking in the bushes and trying to corner us into talking about Joe Biden.

[Charlie Sweatpants @a2sweatpants]

Huzzah

[Michigan Hockey @umichhockey]

Michigan with a 6-0 shutout of No. 6 Penn State!

#GoBlue〽️

[Charlie Sweatpants @a2sweatpants]

All hail Eli Brooks

[Charlie Sweatpants @a2sweatpants]

@MaizenBrew

[Charlie Sweatpants @a2sweatpants]

We must purify ourselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka

[Maize n Brew @MaizenBrew]

Blouses.

[Charlie Sweatpants @a2sweatpants]

[Manager From Major League Voice]:

Nice shot, Eli. Don't ever fuckin do it again.

[Drew Hallett @DrewCHallett]

Finally, Eli.

[Bryan Mac @Bry_Mac]

An early leader for the Kyle Ahrens Memorial I Was Told He Died award.

[Charlie Sweatpants @a2sweatpants]

Zavier Simpson deserves a 50% bonus on like half of his assists for creating shit that isn't there. Dude is a murderer

[Charlie Sweatpants @a2sweatpants]

My one and only complaint about Beilein was that he waited too long to stop things on runs. Sometimes you just need a TO.

[Dylan Burkhardt @umhoops]

Early timeout from Juwan Howard after Minnesota takes a 45-41 lead.

Marcus Carr already has 7 points and 3 assists in the second half.

[Big Ten Geek @bigtengeek]

when the private plane has to wait in line behind 9 commercials on the tarmac.

[Charlie Sweatpants @a2sweatpants]

Too bad Nunez bricked his only shot. This is a good Just a Shooter situation

[Brendan Quinn @BFQuinn]

Juwan Howard hasn't made a substitution since the 9:13 mark of the 2nd half.

Riding Simpson, Brooks, DeJulius, Wagner and Teske all the way.

44.0 left in OT. Tied at 68.