Abhi

a suffering united fan and an avgeek

[Neves🇮🇳 @Hindimeinbc]

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after a REAL MADRID REMONTADAAAAAAA

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

"doordash porn" is like saying chai tea

[Abhi @a3e_em]

@Gavi6Ista @PrasunJha233583 if you've made up your mind to not accept it you'll not be able to accept it even when the proof is right infront of you.

[Abhi @a3e_em]

@sailbrat2099 @AmeliaaMSM 😭😭😭

[Abhi @a3e_em]

@ManUtd - Very poor defensively
- Baleba and Cunha were decent
- Yoro incident - was never a red card
- Bruno looked very tired early on itself
- Subs should have been made a bit earlier
- Could have snatched a point instead of losing all 3

[Abhi @a3e_em]

what has happened to my beautiful club 😭

[Abhi @a3e_em]

@TouchlineX was never a red.

[sekam @sekamsaa]

irl politics teacher asked me to name a left-wing person and i said kvaratskhelia

[Abhi @a3e_em]

@sailbrat2099 nee po boss modhala😭😭

[Abhi @a3e_em]

Supporting Manchester United feels like a fucking social experiment designed to test the limits of human beings mental health.

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

"I'd like to see Man United win here...

"Alvarez is in... 1-0." 🙃

@ThatPrizeGuy

[Abhi @a3e_em]

@ManUtd 1. Too much space being left on our right hand side and Atletico are taking advantage off that.
2. Bring on Mount for Tielemans.
3. Very weak defensively

[Abhi @a3e_em]

@ManUtd final 20 was much than the first 10, gotta finish those balls played in, could have been 1-1 if done so

[Abhi @a3e_em]

@TouchlineX haha no.

[Abhi @a3e_em]

@ManUtd sell dalot for fucks sake he’s a useless piece of shit

[Abhi @a3e_em]

@Muslim_ITCell POV: You are being arrested for throwing rocks at police and you make it a muslim sympathetic post

[Pubity @pubity]

The YouTuber once known for his viral video about feeling "too ugly for love" is now a dad.

That video actually helped him met his wife, after she called him cute in the comments.

Via: NeverGiveUp-Main/YT

[Abhi @a3e_em]

@sailbrat2099 @puinpenpuinpen is chemistry doing you that bad

[Abhi @a3e_em]

@sailbrat2099 🙏🏻🧯🙏🏻

[Abhi @a3e_em]

wallahi this team is getting shittier week by week. first half was utter dogshit. a draw to 10 man shittenham is unacceptable. shambolic.

[Ike @ValerieUTD]

This is not arrogance. This is a fact so let check.

What does COMPLETE mean?

Complete does not mean most talented. Complete does not mean best dribbler. Complete means you can do EVERYTHING in football at an elite level. And only one player in history can.

Let's break it down:

Left foot? 150+ goals with his left. Messi can't say that about his right.

Right foot? 550+ goals. His main weapon.

Head? 150+ headed goals. The greatest header of the ball ever. Jumps 2.93m, hang time, power. Messi has 30 headed goals in his entire career. That's not complete.

Free kicks? 64 free kick goals. Long range curl, knuckleball.

Penalties? Clutch. Champions League finals, Euros.

Weak foot, strong foot, head, free kicks, long shots, tap-ins, overhead kicks. Cristiano has scored every type of goal. Bicycle kick vs Juventus, header vs Sampdoria, knuckleball vs Portsmouth, solo run vs Getafe.

Name me one type of goal Messi cannot score with his head? He can't. Name me one way Cristiano can't score? You can't.

Complete means complete everywhere.

Top scorer in England - where pace and power matter.
Top scorer in Spain - where technique matters.
Top scorer in Italy - where tactics and defence matter.
Top scorer in Champions League - 7 times.
Top scorer for his country - all-time international top scorer with 130+ goals.

He won league titles in 3 countries, Champions League with 2 clubs, Euros with Portugal, a team that never won anything before him.

What is incomplete about that?

Messi is complete in one system Barcelona, tiki-taka, short passes, 4-3-3, on the ground. Take him out of that system and put him in Stoke on a rainy night or against prime Serie A defenders, he disappears. We saw it at PSG - 32 goals in 75 games.

Cristiano is complete in ANY system. Counter-attack at United, possession at Real, defensive at Juventus, crossing at Portugal. He adapts, he scores.

He earned the right.

950+ career goals. 5 Ballon d'Ors. 5 Champions Leagues. Played 20+ years at the highest level. Never protected by a club. Built himself from Madeira streets to Manchester to Madrid to Turin to Saudi. No academy built for him, no Xavi and Iniesta feeding him for 15 years.

So when he looks in the camera and says "I am the most complete player ever" - he is not asking for your opinion. He is telling you what real ball knowers already knew since 2014.

You don't have to believe him.

You just have to know football.