Andrew Paterson

Pretty fly for a white guy.

[Andrew Paterson @a4ndyp]

Who is this wank on @BBCBreakfast ? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Andrew Paterson @a4ndyp]

Here, @ScotRail it’s a bit disconcerting when your driver walks past you when you’re waiting to get on the train saying to one of his colleagues “sh*te, f*cking sh*te, they’ve got us on these stupid f*cking shifts” #0921Aberdeen-Laurencekirk

[Andrew Paterson @a4ndyp]

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[Andrew Paterson @a4ndyp]

@Philnewunion @EconDevAbshire @JamesHuttonInst @Aberdeenshire @ToBABDN @AbshireRoads @TourofBritain @ScottishCycling @tourismabdn @EventScotNews @VisitScotNews @Nestrans @cairngormsnews Ab30 1hb

[Andrew Paterson @a4ndyp]

@Ampandrew @standupfarmer @EastCoastViners That’s not written with an official ECV marker pen. 😂 @Ampandrew - cracking name BTW. Signed Andrew Paterson ���

[Jim Smith @standupfarmer]

You know you've made it as a comedian when your local feed company @EastCoastViners write one of your best jokes on the feed bag...or do they do this with all the farmers?

[Andrew Paterson @a4ndyp]

@asda @AsdaServiceTeam what the hell is this? Been waiting over 5 mins to get past this illegally abandoned van. Just as well The emergency services didn’t need through

[Andrew Paterson @a4ndyp]

Thank you @martymonemusic for spending 764 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/U5Dk4coU2u

[Andrew Paterson @a4ndyp]

#5goldrings Andrew Paterson glensaugh, Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Andrew Paterson @a4ndyp]

#5goldrings Andrew and Gail, Glensaugh, Aberdeenshire

[Andrew Paterson @a4ndyp]

@AbshireHelp how about a spruce up in Stonehaven sports centre. Looks a bit grotty

[Andrew Paterson @a4ndyp]

@BBCWatchdog interesting part on mobile phone service tonight. Seems like the figures are not true though as you’re not comparing like for like. “Piggyback” firms such as virgin are of course cheaper than “Ee” as they don’t have all the features of the full network such as VOIP

[Andrew Paterson @a4ndyp]

@standupfarmer @emalcolmson @TivoliAberdeen Great show - stop drinking the bloody raffle prizes!

[Andrew Paterson @a4ndyp]

@ChristieHair send me your cv. There will be some jobs coming up at macphie in the near future - I'll pop it in to HR for you :)

[Danny MacAskill @danny_macaskill]

Had a nice time hanging out with my Mum this morning :) luckily she didn't "shoot the boots off me" this time....

[Andrew Paterson @a4ndyp]

@ChristieHair what kind of work are you looking for?

[Andrew Paterson @a4ndyp]

@danny_macaskill Wondering what times you can set on our local trails in south Drumtochty. We can arrange a group to show you round ;)

[Andrew Paterson @a4ndyp]

What happened to @karren_brady harsh but fair tonight :(

[Andrew Paterson @a4ndyp]

@FinishUK - the dishwasher tablets (or at least this one) that I bought contain nylon!

[Andrew Paterson @a4ndyp]

@AmyxJean why point out that it took you that long to win 😂😂😂