Alex Bailey

MD 🐊

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

They’re selling the game to private equity right out from underneath you — just like they did with everything else in your life — and you still want to give them the salary cap they want

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

This might be the single greatest edit I’ve ever seen

[Robbie Hyde @gingersnaphyde]

Me watching the Red Sox and all the good vibes lately

[Will Middlebrooks @middlebrooks]

Honestly… I’m speechless. LouMer said it best, “this is how Fenway should be”. A team that refuses to die and the fans having the time of their lives. Just awesome.

[Homeland Dems @HomelandDems]

"I only need 11,000 votes, fellas. I need 11,000 votes. Gimme a break."

In case anyone forgot: the only person caught trying to rig the 2020 election was Donald Trump—and it's on tape.

Every accusation from this insecure little man is projection.

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

Trump says Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016, successfully rigged it while *he* was president in 2020, then forgot how to rig it again in 2024. So the only election Democrats supposedly stole was the one he himself controlled.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe this bullshit.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ossoff: Who won the 2020 election?

Clayton: I’m not going to get into that with you.

Ossoff: Isn't it humiliating to be unable to answer this question, to have to indulge the president's delusions?

[Fuzzy @fuzzyfromyt]

MLB JUST STARTED A TRADITION. THIS DAMN NEAR MADE ME CRY

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

✅ 5x All-Star
✅ 2x All-NBA Second Team
✅ ECF & Finals MVP
✅ NBA Champion

The impact you made both on and off the court will forever be felt by the city of Boston and Celtics fans everywhere.

Thank you to one of the all-time great Celtics, Jaylen Brown ☘️

[Savage @Savageboston]

I’m coming around on Caleb Durbin.

Might not turn into the best baseball player, but to dislocate your finger, not take a night off, and come out and hit the go ahead homer against the Yankees???

Takes a giant nutsack

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing it is illegal to touch water in public but if you touch children on private islands you will become the president of the US

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Trump, last month: "If you had a knife, you can't even cut the Reflecting Pool. So strong."

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

To the rafters.

The #NHLBruins are proud to announce that during the upcoming 2026-27 season, the club will bestow its highest honor upon Patrice Bergeron by retiring his No. 37.

[Florida Gators Men’s Basketball @GatorsMBK]

Golden Gets the Gang Back Together

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

WR1

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Boston Celtics' Joe Mazzulla has won the 2025-26 NBA Coach of the Year award.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I hate to admit this but Trump was right.

He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.

I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

[Nicky Smokes @nickysmokess]

Ngl the high of being the guy who runs the grill and crushing it is a top 5 high in life. I’m still buzzing. All the boys are eating and enjoying my craft. Might be my new thing.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Reporter: “To what extent are Americans’ financial situations motivating you to make a deal? [with Iran]”

Trump: “Not even a little bit…. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation”

[Ryan Strianese @Rstrianese5]

@celtics Mazzulla ball strikes again!!