Alan Matthews

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[Alan Matthews @a9553173]

@_TheGeoff It is the exact shape of the ground I slept on at the camp site at Kinlochleven.

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@_TheGeoff It's a fake! It's only there as a test of your command style.

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@_TheGeoff I feel like there is a YMCA joke somewhere in this picture I just can't find it.

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@_TheGeoff I checked. In the credits the sailing ship is still HMS and the biplane still has the Imperial German WW1 logo. The first obviously diverged image is the moon landing so presumably the split happened around WW2 or the early part of the Cold War.

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@_TheGeoff In the Enterprise Mirror Universe episodes the opening credits show an aggressive human society going back to the first sailing ships. I think they diverged long before Cochrane shot the vulcan.

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People who think outside the box are bad at playing Connect Four.

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@_TheGeoff And to think, sometimes I worry about my legacy to the world.

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@_TheGeoff I quit a job delivering boxes of almonds cos it was driving me nuts.

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@_TheGeoff Yeah. Or Batman. He wears a mask and fights crime in a smoggy city.

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@_TheGeoff Wasn't it one of the guys who wrote Dark Star also wrote Alien. Dan O'Bannon I think.

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@_TheGeoff Replace the cat with a beach ball any you've got Dark Star. Do you think they were all watching the same movies back then?

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@_TheGeoff That fry up also included fried chillies and a half melted fun-size Mars Bar.

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@_TheGeoff Last one:
The Bourne Conception
The Bourne Expectancy
The Bourne Infancy
The Bourne Adolescance
Jason Bourne: The College Years

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@_TheGeoff It is the only way to be sure. 😠

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@_TheGeoff Cocktail 2: Return of the Drunken Master

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@_TheGeoff Aliens vs. Paddington

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@_TheGeoff Dances With Wolves 2: Electric Boogaloo

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@_TheGeoff Easy one, Avatar: Welcome to the Jungle

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@_TheGeoff Isn't that a real movie? Like the sequel to Hitler's book: Carry On Kampfing