Beth Brown

Escapee from the Island of Misfit Toys. Proud aunt of O, FAB to B, G, V, M, MK, & W. W&M alum, UVA sports fan. Life is good. PUNKIN!!

[Beth Brown @aBethyB]

Where are my hoes at?? Y’all ready?

[Beth Brown @aBethyB]

Win Free Coffee for a Year from @GreenberrysCVL! Go here to learn more: https://t.co/ULgJHKrx32

[Beth Brown @aBethyB]

So, Twitter says it’s our anniversary today. 11 years of Tweeted bliss🤪🍾🥂 Cheers!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

The use of 'matriculate' to mean "move a ball downfield"—which appears frequently in football commentary—was coined by Kansas City coach Hank Stram in the 1970s.

Here's the whole story: https://t.co/Cgbgaw3QW1

[NPR @NPR]

The Iroquois Nationals lacrosse team wasn't invited to the 2022 World Games — despite the Haudenosaunee being the originators of lacrosse.

So Ireland's team bowed out to let the Nationals have their spot.

"They need to be there," an Irish player says.
https://t.co/MGpRslXcDU

[Sean Doolittle @whatwouldDOOdo]

wow this is a really good book

[Beth Brown @aBethyB]

Important steps: Keep a distance and wash your hands when you get home https://t.co/AFwDnn7RC2 via @WSJ

[Phony Bennett @IfTonyTweeted]

I tried using a 30 second timer when I washed my hands, but when it got to 0 I patted my head out of habit. Probably gonna get the corona virus.

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

Doooooooo you wanna know who's been named this season's "Good Guy" as voted on by the local media?

(It's Sean Doolittle.)

https://t.co/SKRVvVUlOX // #STAYINTHEFIGHT

[Beth Brown @aBethyB]

Old people in bars ⁦@coachmac1515⁩ ⁦@mayorhoo⁩

[Beth Brown @aBethyB]

Old people in bars ⁦@coachmac1515⁩ ⁦@mayorhoo⁩

[chris long @JOEL9ONE]

Good luck today @kylejguy5 @drehunter_ @tyjerome_ 💪🏻💪🏻 #wahoos

[Jerek Wolcott @Jerekwolcott]

Here is the current state of basketball in 2019... from 1989. Toronto #Raptors head coach Nick Nurse being guarded by University of Virginia head coach Tony Bennett.

[Virginia Baseball @UVABaseball]

Not everyday where @UVACoachOConnor can visit three of his former players in one spot #ProHoos

[Big Bird @BigBird]

I fell in the mud today. I am one dirty birdie.

[John Dingell @JohnDingell]

Back in the 1800s, supply-side economics was called the “horse & sparrow” theory, the belief that if you fed the horse plenty of oats, enough would pass through onto the road to feed the sparrows.

A perfect descriptor for this horseshit idea.

[William & Mary @williamandmary]

Go Tribe!! https://t.co/aF86UxKCoy

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

RETWEET THIS now for a chance to win our SIGNED Francisco Cervelli jersey on 1️⃣6️⃣2️⃣!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Good morning! Today's #WordOfTheDay is 'censure' https://t.co/IaiWLt5VrN