Allie Bird

about to get inappropriate up in here

[Allie Bird @aBirdsWords]

@slpng_giants All in favor of blocking $ going to fake news sites. I think your method is actually driving traffic & ad money to them?

[Allie Bird @aBirdsWords]

Anyone else getting really irritated that Snapchat is becoming a huge thing and is now unignoreable? #badmillenial

[Allie Bird @aBirdsWords]

"Should I let my baby hump my cat?" and other questions. #parenting

[Allie Bird @aBirdsWords]

Miitomo is really really really really dumb. Also, my husband and I can't stop messing with it… https://t.co/MrreR54yxr

[Allie Bird @aBirdsWords]

In honor of Z's upcoming 1st bday, I've finally written his birth story and posted it on my blog. https://t.co/4aNYXHIcED

[Allie Bird @aBirdsWords]

For real just started a blog. Not hocking nothing. https://t.co/YhjIYpK9S7

[Allie Bird @aBirdsWords]

So good. https://t.co/MAQ0KRe41r

[Stylist Magazine @StylistMagazine]

Your move, world: France makes groundbreaking move to encourage zero-waste lifestyle
https://t.co/T9dTLEFORv

[Allie Bird @aBirdsWords]

Well I've held off being a dang Tweeter long enough I guess. I think every joke I could make has been done before. #dontknowhowtomillennial

[Allie Bird @aBirdsWords]

I can't wait to start. http://t.co/WvKtmCiZ

[Allie Bird @aBirdsWords]

This just in... Vast majority of US population not smart enough to understand micro blogging. Can't really grasp any concepts.

[Allie Bird @aBirdsWords]

If your momma never taught you how to make chicken soup from scratch... Too bad. http://t.co/kN3LecLc

[Allie Bird @aBirdsWords]

Instagram is so much cooler

[Allie Bird @aBirdsWords]

Consumer spending, stupid. http://t.co/BTzDfG21

[Allie Bird @aBirdsWords]

Andy Kehoe's work brings tears to my eyes. http://t.co/XRdNhqKb

[Allie Bird @aBirdsWords]

Cool Touch Kleenex = my snot in shining armor. Thank you Kleenex gods. AKA Kimbery-Clark Worldwide.

[Allie Bird @aBirdsWords]

@pkreizenbeck Thai-ed

[Allie Bird @aBirdsWords]

Wondering what has happened to the lost art of the email. How about answering each of my questions #SolarEdge?

[Allie Bird @aBirdsWords]

Good riddance #Gaddafi http://t.co/cnNqHLkr How far he did fall.

[Allie Bird @aBirdsWords]

To Thai or not to Thai.

[Allie Bird @aBirdsWords]

Wish I had my wisdom teeth back.