Jock

Just another Brit who's moved to New York. Providing 'fascinating' insights in NY life. From a British perspective

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#thingstheydowellinAmerica shelves above urinals in event venues, for putting your beer on. #clever #perfect #wellplayed

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#aBritsViewOnNYC its been a while! Can confirm red lights are still only advisory in New York #newyork #baddriving #payattention #itsnotworthit 6 times in a 5 mile commute home!!

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#MLSSuperDraft needs to work on the "highlight" reels for these players. some of them are downright awful. A badly hit pass that luckily makes it to the unintended man is not good just because it bends a lot! #musttryharder

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@eldiego104ever @NYCFCNation @YangelHerrera8 @OfficialVieira @TheRealArturK @NYCFC @Tommy_Mc15 @Pirlo_official @kayawuah possibly the worst argument ever. you dont play someone just because of perceived loyalty.

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@NYCFCNation @YangelHerrera8 @OfficialVieira @TheRealArturK @NYCFC @Tommy_Mc15 @Pirlo_official @kayawuah Pirlo. the only one who can play a defense splitting ball. much needed against a team as tight as Dallas.

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#aBritsViewOnNYC : no one knows how to use a mobile phone correctly. Hold-at-your-mouth-talk-then-hold-to-ear #nope #wrong #tryagain

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Good news - new deals for RJ & TMac. #happyface Bad news- Mena loan deal isnt confirmed yet. #NYCFC #sadface Cleansheets too few this season

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Take your chance now to win a round-trip ticket for 2 to a dream destination… onboard an #A380! https://t.co/1igspMZoNx #iflyA380

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reflection on last night. How does Shelton continue to get a start? has pace, but nothing else. Cant cross, cant pressurise #NYCFC

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nearly got runover on a pedestrian crossing today. Yep, the crossing icon is yet another "suggestion" to NY drivers #newyorkdriversareshit

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America. Exactly how do you make tea not taste like tea? Its impressive! Yet very annoying #doitliketheBritsdo #dontfixwhataintbroke

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saw a woman with a ginger, permed mullet. Seriously ?! its not 1987 anymore.....

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news channels should never report on a fire as a "fiery fire". Its just a bit unnecessary. whats next #deadlyDeath #fatalkilling most likely

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is it really so difficult to NOT litter? "what to do with this piece of garbage? "trash can 10 steps away - nah, just drop it on the ground"

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Dont worry if you miss a "once a year sale" at any shop in the US. They will have another one a week or 2 later! #samethingdifferentname

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Im told, if you get really bad service, you should tip "less". To a Brit that means $0. #beniceandIwillpayup #mannerscostnothing #britabroad

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today's unscientific study- only people who are at least 35% heavier than they should be, wear sports clothing outside of the gym. #notright

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A hot day is no excuse for coming to the office wearing shorts that are at least 4in too short to be acceptable. yes, Sir. looking at you