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I like tacos, sarcasm, and long, hot showers .... though not always at the same time.

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Just picked out and ate all the water chestnuts from the leftover stir fry and then put the container back in the fridge like the sociopath I truly am.

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Do you struggle with grammar? That’s because no one explains it in terms you care about — like what it means to be laid — until now.

#grammar #lifehacks https://t.co/mhk68eldXm

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Dear fellow Libertarians,
It would seem Doug Burgum is not actually a Republican. (Thank god because there are too many.)
Maybe take another look.
(Oh and make your family read the 10th Amendment.)

#DougBurgum #Constitution

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Thank god for spawn since I am clearly only qualified to identify parts of speech.

#gratitude #spawn #momlife #sons #plumbing #tools #useless

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Who am I to disagree?

#cheese #whisky #whiskey #health #healthcoach #healthylifestyle

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What to do with my new psychopathy . . .

#malaise #playlist #mood #spotify #psycopath #music

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The best part is never knowing in which mode I’m currently operating. 😌

#thisisme #mysteriousways #u2 #useyourturnsignal #jackwagon #dancing #driving #dealing

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Wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah wah.

#charliebrown #wahwah #relationships #canyouhearmenow #listen #better

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my daily yang and yin

#yinyang #yang #canada #yin #america #dualcitizenship #dualpersonality

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Food completes me.

#food #completesme #avocado #soulmate #foodporn #snack

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Sacrosanctity.

#coffee #decaf #deathbeforedecaf #life #truth

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Any good name suggestions for this much-need app?

#introvert #introvertproblems #extrovert #phonecall #app #thestruggleisreal

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Me. I’ve needed to hear it every day since February and likely every day till I die.

#selfcare #selflove #sayno #loveyourself #youmatter #relationships #inspiration #wisdom

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I’m here for the story …. and the pizza.

#reading #hereforthestory #bookchallenge #bookit #pizza #pizzahut #nostalgia

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“What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around”

#nightmare #thisisyourlife #justintimberlake

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I have never wanted to be Barbie more.

https://t.co/pXbvFh9ukM

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@BobVanDillen Finally! I was going through BVD withdrawal.

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You can call me a bitch for this post . . . if you use the correct your/you’re.

#dating #relationshipgoals #intelligence #irony #mensa #grammar

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“The liberty of speaking and writing guards our other liberties.”
~ Thomas Jefferson

#july4th #independenceday #america #declarationofindependence #thomasjefferson #powerofthewrittenword

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If it is wrong to wish that the neighbors (in my tiny suburban community) setting off M-80s blow themselves up — or at least lose a few fingers — I don’t wanna be right.

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Celebrate the country that has given so much to the world.

#canada #canadaday #ryanreynolds #nathanfillion #michaeljfox #ryangosling #love