Alex Turner

[Alex Turner @aCookieOverdose]

@Saltybrodog @ComradePetal @hasanthehun You don't think his wealth would be seized? If someone is poor and advocates for socialism it's because they want free handouts, if they're rich and advocate for socialism, it's because they want to stop the poor from becoming rich and they're a hypocrite.

[Alex Turner @aCookieOverdose]

@SincerelyLyn huh

[toni 🦈 @toniisaur]

IM IN

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

then wtf have i been doing for the past 2 years

[Alex Turner @aCookieOverdose]

@SincerelyLyn 2XKO Jhin one trick streams are back

[Alex Turner @aCookieOverdose]

@not_my_name4893 @technicmang0 @panarthropod @GMShivers They will add interest to your debt and eventually forcefully collect the money

[Alex Turner @aCookieOverdose]

@dutchdalton992 @DeathMetalV Dude there's a fucking week for internal auditing every single day is the day of 7 different things

[Alex Turner @aCookieOverdose]

@Cuddly49905741 @RespectfulMemes ok my bad they have a 2 lane road leading into town

[Alex Turner @aCookieOverdose]

@Cuddly49905741 @RespectfulMemes idk if you noticed but there isn't a single parking lot and the roads all seem to be one lane wide

[Alex Turner @aCookieOverdose]

@NathanielGivens The problem with all these analogies is that when people merge way back they're not all gonna merge at the same point, which makes the right lane way slower because there's like 10 merges happening at once at all times

[Alex Turner @aCookieOverdose]

@SincerelyLyn the Just Dance 2026 Edition rage that somehow becomes a story

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

That short liberal period is when the Supreme Court ended segregation, btw.

[EpicTrey @twinkSlayer16]

acab includes *sniffle* acab also includes little h-horsie

[Alex Turner @aCookieOverdose]

@joseethebum @wildcats_szn @Based_SpaceGoji You should go jump off the empire state building since you'd definitely survive by that logic