al pal

one constant shit show || ig @alex.j0y

[CASH @caymarjr]

mexicans would watch a snail
race if there was a snail from mexico competing

[(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。 @nicegirI123]

Ladies🤔 what would you do if your man ordered from the Skinnylicious menu at Cheesecake Factory?

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

I can’t tell who gay and who not everybody in rhinestones

[playgirlwchietinkie @wchietinkie]

i don’t trust any man that really likes drake a lot 😭😭😭😭

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Don't forget to look around and appreciate all the little things going right.

[🩹 @yabujinftw]

men used to use u for ur body now they use u for ur music taste and swag

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

ngl i like men who just watch sports and stay inside

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

I need real love in my face

[g @34rths]

Waiting for love that feels as comfortable as my alone time

[Mabintou @mabintou]

I’m actually a big fan of women revealing why they broke up with a man. There’s no need to maintain their image.

[DARLENE MITCHELL @itsdarlenebtw]

You know what.. it’s been way too long since I’ve been in a lazy river. Bitch I love a lazy river!

[al pal @aIexjoy]

who’s hbo max can i borrow for the evening so i can binge the pitt??

[italian lucite @yurodivys]

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

[Yuni⚯͛🔮 @DNetxy]

Goodbye Deni Avdija

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

They would’ve had to put 2 on me.

[Zoraya Black @ZorayaBlack_]

I’ve never even used that anonymous viewer people use on Instagram. I will watch your story and you will see that I’m there. Never cared.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Don’t come around me wit dem meta glasses cause ima think you a mossad agent

[fommy 🏳️‍⚧️ @milehighami]

im lowkey disgusted af by NBA rn

[Christopher Marc @_ChristopherM]

The Los Angeles Lakers are getting into the concentration camp business, yikes. You have to expose all the private businesses that want to follow in the footsteps of Hitler and the Nazi Party, because what the fuck is going on?

https://t.co/Tl7rPwxPtS

[gabb @gabbgoudy]

i actually want to scare men away with too much sports knowledge!!!