Ben Tennyson

Five years ago this watch jumped on my wrist. Now I'm working on protecting the universe, hoping things don't blow up in my face along the way.

[#Ben10.]

[Ben Tennyson @aIienboy]

Gwen left a pie on the counter. I ate the whole thing. Keep this between the 2.5 billion of us.

[Ben Tennyson @aIienboy]

[RT @xanodite: Ben? BEN?!] Your knight in shining three-day-old boxer shorts has arrived.

[Ben Tennyson @aIienboy]

@FF_May_Kanker I’m not above fighting girls, y’know! I’ve noogied Gwen hundreds of times!

[Ben Tennyson @aIienboy]

@FF_May_Kanker HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THA— Uh, no, I don’t! And so what if I did?! I sing like a rock star.

[Ben Tennyson @aIienboy]

@FF_May_Kanker You literally bathe with your dirty dishes, don’t talk to me.

[Ben Tennyson @aIienboy]

I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.

[Ben Tennyson @aIienboy]

Surprise, bitch.

[Ben Tennyson @aIienboy]

Becoming older than 10 was the worst mistake of my life.

[Ben Tennyson @aIienboy]

Wait.

[Ben Tennyson @aIienboy]

Are you from heaven? Because Tennessee.

[Numbuh One @KND_One]

I’m an original, and your rhymes are trite. @aIienboy

[Ben Tennyson @aIienboy]

I can’t believe I lost to the Kids Next Door in a rap battle.

[Ben Tennyson @aIienboy]

@xAnodite Good. Maybe you’ll leave my smoothies alone if you’re that done with me.

[Ben Tennyson @aIienboy]

[RT @xAnodite: I swear to god, @aIienboy, if I see one more smoothie cup.] My truckloads of smoothie cups are none of your concern.

[Ben Tennyson @aIienboy]

@VoidedBeing I’m just not blind, Kev.

[Ben Tennyson @aIienboy]

I also fell on it as Humongosaur, but it’ll buff right out.

[Ben Tennyson @aIienboy]

To the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.

[Ben Tennyson @aIienboy]

@VoidedBeing I’m both of those things. You just have zero taste.

[Ben Tennyson @aIienboy]

I’m being personally victimised by Kevin E. Levin.

[Ben Tennyson @aIienboy]

@VoidedBeing WOW. UNCALLED FOR. I feel personally victimised.