Joke Box

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What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money

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Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse.

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I can totally keep secrets. It's those fuckers I tell them to that can't.

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Are you from the ghetto cause I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass

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If you can go to the gym without telling people on the Internet, you are instantly hired by the CIA

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Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.

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Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again.

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My internet is so slow, it's faster to drive to the fucking Google headquarters and ask them shit in person

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Isn't it wrong that only 1 company makes Monopoly?

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I’ve spent the last four years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer, but no-one will do it.

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My wife told me sex is better on holiday… that wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive.

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Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

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Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.

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Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

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Are you from the ghetto cause I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass

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Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again.

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Kanye is the type to get pulled over and let the cop go with a warning

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I'm not a big fan of saying I'm not a big fan of something

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Ralph Lauren is a savage.

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how I imagine Jay-Z picks girls up: