Tyler

i’m 92% banana

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@StateFarm I have someone else’s claim showing up on my account, and it’s causing my premium to go up. How can I get this fixed?

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@SeatGeek I purchased tickets to the Southwest Classic. I just logged into my account, and the seats listed aren’t the tickets I bought and that are listed on my confirmation? They aren’t even in the same section or together. Can I get some help?

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@AmericanAir Are you at least willing to offer mileage compensation? It’s extremely disappointing I’m being told there is no resolution after purchasing a flagship business ticket, with such disappointing service. Is this really how you treat loyal customers and status members?

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@AmericanAir I’m currently on flight 7 DFW > OGG on a flagship business ticket. My seat is broken and won’t lie down. Any help getting a partial refund? These tickets aren’t cheap, and losing the functionality of the lay flat is disappointing…

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@AmericanAir I have, and they’ve done everything the could to reset and troubleshoot. No resolution. They told me I should reach out to support to see what recourse I had.

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@BowmanFedosky nice

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@DasNordin You tweet now?!

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@TheNickBailey @AvdenMedia haven't heard from him in a minute.

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@fabusafe @evanaddison_ cover waived if you bring girls

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Anyone need plans for New Years? @evanaddison_ is having a party in his shed. $5 cover, open bar. #ShedParty2016

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Bought a smaller iPhone so my arms will look bigger; which means people will respect me more.

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@fabusafe did you just assign America a gender?!

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@fabusafe no you didn't

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@DasNordin CREAM dolla dolla bills y'all

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@evanaddison_ @masonkesner "It's. Going. To. Be. Huge. THE. BEST." 7 words

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@fabusafe you're starting to get a country accent with that y'all

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Took my mom to the range, and taught her how to fight terrorism one slug of sweet American freedom at a time.

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@fabusafe hey mom

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Whenever someone asks me if I did anything exciting over the weekend.

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@Gonziibee doubtful. Confidence is not a measurable physical attribute.