Abhishek Anand

A Man Without Talent.

[Abhishek Anand @aLazyKid]

Rinku and Dube's running between wickets is giving "we need couples therapy" energy.

Bhai, Kiss janam ka badla le raha hai?

Bhai bol ya daur. Pick ONE. Dono nahi hoga toh partnership bhi nahi hoga.

#INDvsPAK #T20WorldCup2026 #T20WorldCup

[Abhishek Anand @aLazyKid]

@Prof_Cheems Rinku gareeb hi thik tha.
Paise aa gaye, form chala gaya.

Someone take the money back. Please. I'm begging.

[Abhishek Anand @aLazyKid]

@cricbuzz Varun just saved everyone's job, reputation, and my sanity
THAT is how you bowl. THAT is the standard.
Masterclass from start to finish. I apologize for my earlier slander. 🫡

[Abhishek Anand @aLazyKid]

My bad. My bad. MY BAD.

Varun just said "let ME handle this" and proceeded to bowl a MASTERCLASS.

I take back everything. Well, not everything. But THIS? Chef's kiss 🔥

[Abhishek Anand @aLazyKid]

Friendly reminder: We're playing NAMIBIA. Not South Africa. Not Australia. N-A-M-I-B-I-A.

Why we're bowling like this.
🗣️ Arshdeep baba.
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. F*CK. 😭

#INDvNAM

[Abhishek Anand @aLazyKid]

@josephradhik Look on the bright side: at least you didn't get embarrassed watching them struggle against spin today!

[Abhishek Anand @aLazyKid]

India playing Pakistan in Sri Lanka on a spin track.

Pakistan bringing 5 spinners.
Indian batters vs spin: a tragedy in 20 overs.

Oh boy? OH BOY?!
Gambhir better find his thinking cap real quick. Not convinced he has one. but, desperate times etc etc

#INDvNAM #T20WorldCup2026

[Abhishek Anand @aLazyKid]

@cricketaakash Agree. But after that wicket, he said not Today.

[Abhishek Anand @aLazyKid]

Ek toh spin khelna nahi aata.
Upar se Erasmus ne masterclass de diya.

This Usman Tariq "preview" has me sweating more than the players.

India got the trailer. The full movie is gonna be BRUTAL.

#INDvNAM #T20WorldCup2026 #T20WC2026

[Abhishek Anand @aLazyKid]

If Kuldeep isn't playing in the XI, at LEAST let him terrorize our batters in the nets.

Right now our spin preparation is basically vibes and prayer.🙏

#INDvNAM #T20WorldCup2026 #T20WC2026

[Abhishek Anand @aLazyKid]

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Indian middle order: "What if we just... stopped?"

104-1 to 210-9 is a masterclass in fumbling the bag. Could've been 250+. Should've been 250+. Wasn't 250+.

#INDvNAM #T20WorldCup2026 #T20WC2026

[Abhishek Anand @aLazyKid]

Indian cricket team saw 250+ and said "I love you but I'm scared of commitment".

104-1 in 7 overs was the best first date of my life
210 all out in 20 was watching them text their ex at dinner.
#INDVNAM #T20WorldCup2026 #T20WC2026

[Abhishek Anand @aLazyKid]

Hardik Pandaya is "Neymar" of cricket world.

#IPL2024 #MumbaiIndians #har

[Abhishek Anand @aLazyKid]

Afganistan lost match against Maxwell.

#ICCCricketWorldCup23 #TheMaxwellShow
#AUSvsAFG

[Abhishek Anand @aLazyKid]

And this team defeated India with 10 wickets in hand. 🇮🇳

#INDvsENG #ICCWorldCup2023

[Abhishek Anand @aLazyKid]

@PrimeVideoIN Naqaab

[Abhishek Anand @aLazyKid]

This Karan Johar and his Show, Dude.
Every year he does "Ghee" ka kaam in someone's life or Career.

#KoffeeWithKaran

[Abhishek Anand @aLazyKid]

Let's address the elephant in the room, folks.

Manoj muntasir is definitely not cut out for writing dialogues, but boy oh boy is he a lyrical genius!

#TumheKitnaPyaarKarte #bawaal

[Abhishek Anand @aLazyKid]

@PrimeVideoIN an image you can hear

[Abhishek Anand @aLazyKid]

WTF! It's Bangladesh, not Australia, man.
#BANvsIND