Alex Sams

[Alex Sams @aLeX_SaMs]

America, I love you, but you’re freaking me out.

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

Happy #IndependenceDay! Don't worry, this is all real! Don't question anything! Go have fun! Consume!

[ORIGIN PC @ORIGINPC]

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[chorus.fm @chorusfm]

'Sweatshop T-shirts Are One Of Punk Rock’s Biggest Hypocrisies' http://t.co/ADT7c73NTD

[Alex Sams @aLeX_SaMs]

I fucks with the future.

[ABASSI DUBIAKU @veeveeveeveevee]

Been looking thru instagram and Twitter seeing how everybody be living their lives yal are so dope keep it up

[Alex Sams @aLeX_SaMs]

"A schmorgesborg of winter misery" is probably the best weather forecast I've heard.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Every #sportsing interview ever via @VectorBelly

[Alex Sams @aLeX_SaMs]

I don't watch sports. I play video games.

[Alex Sams @aLeX_SaMs]

And for my final trick I’ll make everyone who loves me disappear, but I won't know how to bring them back.

[Alex Sams @aLeX_SaMs]

Happy birthday to this funny lookin dude.

[Alex Sams @aLeX_SaMs]

Oh shit, what do you know? My conditional love is a fucking joke.

[Alex Sams @aLeX_SaMs]

@DipsNasty "welcome to my house, who are you people?"

[The Truest Repairman @DipsNasty]

"The hell we raised" @HostageCalm @CCwolf_fish13 @aLeX_SaMs @stormjams #longlivehostagecalm

[Alex Sams @aLeX_SaMs]

But opinions are opinions. @JoyceManor makes sweet, awesome, heavy music and you shouldn't hate them for opinions.

[Alex Sams @aLeX_SaMs]

If you feel like jumping on a sea of kids, by god do it. If the music makes you that happy, who am I to say no.

[Alex Sams @aLeX_SaMs]

Intentionally hurting people is wrong. Stage-diving, I think, is neither right or wrong. Do what you feel is necessary in the situation.

[Alex Sams @aLeX_SaMs]

Long time caller, first time listening.

[Alex Sams @aLeX_SaMs]

The longer you think, the less you know what to do.