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[lillabit @aLillabit]

A day in Portland...
Morning: neighbor needs to back up her laptop because Mercury will be in retrograde soon
Afternoon: minivan on my block is a “mobile shooting gallery” for heroin users
And this evening:

[lillabit @aLillabit]

@kshumanesociety I love her

[literally just mandi @msmandijmoore]

@CalebJHull Where is KC and what the hell is NYC and DC BBQ???? I think they might be signaling for help...someone call 911 😂

[Paul Krugman @paulkrugman]

CAP may have been associated with the Clintons in the past, but it has also been a very effective policy shop, playing an important role in getting the Affordable Care Act passed. And it's continuing to play that role. 2/

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

I am twitter’s gynecologist kiddo, I was born backing up claims!

[lillabit @aLillabit]

@DrJenGunter @NaheedMustafa Love my computer progressives. I don’t know how people work on a computer and use regular progressives

[𓍊𓋼𓍊 tony 𓍊𓋼𓍊 @voguetony]

finally some good news

[Regina Schrambling @gastropoda]

Always remember when the Taliban blew up the Buddha statues in Afghanistan in 2001, it was a brief in the back pages of the NYT.

[NW Honky Tonk @NWHonkyTonk]

Aching for some good old-fashioned country music tonight? Tune in to @PDXRadioProject https://t.co/shx1IL1UDd, 7-9p PDT to get a full dose of classic country along with tunes from local NW acts: @HaileyVMusic, @PG_PrettyGritty, @BrassTacksOFCL,@lowdowndrifters, and more! 🤠🎶

[Gonzo @GonzotheGreat]

You can do anything you set your mind to! (Yes, that includes conducting an investigative interview with a clam farmer while riding a unicycle and listening to a podcast about arugula.) #mondaymotivation

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

The fire at Notre Dame Cathedral is still ongoing, and far-right conspiracy theory Twitter is already conspiracy theorizing about the cause. Authorities have said the fire was started unintentionally due to construction at the site. #NotreDame

[Ryan Broderick @broderick]

I'm so glad we let tech platforms eat the journalism industry.

Now, I can sit and watch a live stream of Notre Dame burning while YouTube's fake news widget tells me about 9/11 for some reason.

[Dreamsmasher Smith @dreamsmshrsmith]

@Brenter37 This is how a REAL man shoots animals.

[Psych Rewatch 🍍🍍🍍🍍 @PsychRewatch]

@Psych_USA

[lillabit @aLillabit]

@JoshuaTIsbell @Psych_USA @PsychRewatch I’ll have to give this more thought but American Duos and Viagra Falls are def in my top 5

[Dr Esther Odekunle @EstOdek]

I love Rihanna and I love science. So here’s a thread of Rihanna as lab equipment:

[lillabit @aLillabit]

@hollyhub @iSmashFizzle Oh! I thought you were talking about me 😂😂😂

[lillabit @aLillabit]

@iSmashFizzle Only after you’ve adopted at least 3 dogs. Speaking from experience