walking thru airport security with a soggy diaper
*BEEP!*
A cute agent steps in front of you,
“Excuse me, we detected liquid on you, step aside so I can pat you down”
…uh oh spaghettio
50 minute drive home from work and i gotta poop.
Do I:
a) Hold it like an adult
b) Hold it like an adult but then poop my pants when i get home
c) Poop my pants right now and drive home
d) Poop my pants right now and drive to a store to get new pants and diapers
i like it when something i’m doing can be described and it’ll literally sound like im a baby
“she’s eating her oatmeal and then has to get changed into her daytime diaper in time for the start of morning cartoons!”
like yeah that’s a 2 year old not a 21 year old
you wear underwear in public because you’re afraid of someone noticing your diaper.
i wear diapers in public because i’m afraid of having an accident in front of everyone. we are not the same