No_Won

NTW|Excelsior|Loves God| Tech Guy. UQS3VPA9

[No_Won @aManlikeUyi]

@MrOlibaba Mmm

[No_Won @aManlikeUyi]

@EzeYoung36745 Are you a thief 🤣

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

My wife's book club is meeting at our house tomorrow night.

She asked me to "make sure the wifi is working really well because Sarah always complains."

Our wifi works fine, I know that because it works fine for me and my wife and everybody else.

Sarah uses an iPhone XR from like 2019 and she refuses to update it.

But I can't tell my wife that because then I'm "making excuses" and "not being supportive."

So I said I'd "optimize the network" for tomorrow. What I'm actually going to do: nothing. The wifi is fine.

But tomorrow morning I'll restart the router, which takes 90 seconds and does basically nothing.

Then when Sarah inevitably complains about connectivity, I can say "I optimized the system this morning.

It might be a device compatibility issue on your end."

My wife will think I tried. Sarah will blame her phone instead of our wifi. I'll have done essentially nothing but everyone will be satisfied.

Technical support at home is just like technical support at work lol.

[No_Won @aManlikeUyi]

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[No_Won @aManlikeUyi]

What have they done again? Downtime?

[Officer Peanut @KotonOboma]

IPNX I hope you know God will punish you.

[No_Won @aManlikeUyi]

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[gaut @0xgaut]

if this is your work laptop, your company will survive any recession

[No_Won @aManlikeUyi]

@iam_OlaoluwaO Bros done see how he go turn billionaire.

[David.O @iam_OlaoluwaO]

I will win, not immediately, but definitely!

[No_Won @aManlikeUyi]

@iam_OlaoluwaO Lol I'll eat a plate for you today

[David.O @iam_OlaoluwaO]

Life is so funny

[No_Won @aManlikeUyi]

Morning 🌄🌄

[Nathaniel Bassey @nathanielblow]

What is it about Job Testimonies today ? 😳🤷‍♂️.
Received loads of testimonies. Receive yours now in Jesus’ name ooo !

[No_Won @aManlikeUyi]

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