andrew o

i will be on jeopardy in the year 2027

[!Nspirenaire〽️ @Inspirenaire]

A Payable on Death form tells the bank who gets your money if you pass away. It doesn’t give them access while you’re alive. When you die, the money goes directly to the person you named instead of becoming part of your probate estate, making the transfer faster and easier.”

[andrew o @aMinus1988]

@LUFC1992_v2 We legit do not care what you wear

[andrew o @aMinus1988]

@LUFC1992_v2 @ErinRNapier @scotsmanco I live in Laurel! DM me so we can treat you to a beer or bourbon or dinner!

[andrew o @aMinus1988]

Ole miss, hang a banner that says “Nebraska, 2026”

[andrew o @aMinus1988]

#1 Jackson, ms to batesville, ms

[🌙Eric C.🌴 @EricC_2002]

Ya know I have an idea: ranking boring stretches of interstate

1. I-95 through South Carolina (exception is over Lake Madison)
2. I-20 in Georgia from Augusta to Lake Oconee
3. I-95 in North Carolina
4. I-95 in Virginia (except near Richmond and DC)

[andrew o @aMinus1988]

Masters week: Gotta pull out my most popular tweet of all time

[andrew o @aMinus1988]

Wright Thompson ordering @ Zaxby’s

“I’ll have a triumvirate of your glistening fowl. Soaked in the brine of balmy days-gone-by. And to quench my unceasing thirst, please, a fair to middling’ portion of that southern nectar that fuels Dixie.”

Ok a 3 piece with sweet tea. Got it

[andrew o @aMinus1988]

@LeftFieldMask The legend lives on. HYDR Baby. Series win today.

[Mother Jones @MotherJones]

Shah Alam, 56, did not speak English. He was lost. He could not see. Border Patrol didn't contact his family or lawyer. They left him on the streets of Buffalo, where he died five days later. https://t.co/90UDHUsBwD

[andrew o @aMinus1988]

70% of both incoming and outgoing phone calls today include a 4-6 second “wait for my Bluetooth to connect,” interruption.

Feels like there’s a market opening here to fix this technology and sell it.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

The World is so Crazy right now… Sometimes a Player has just got to sit back and say……. Wow……

[AA @measure_plan]

this photo is insane

[Kaare Johnson @KaareJohnson]

One of the best “to go” orders in New Orleans. They’ll even walk it out to your car. Curbside delivery.

Lilette on Magazine in Uptown, between Napoleon and Louisiana

The sliced grilled hanger steak with marrowed bordelaise demi-glace and french fries cooked in goose fat, I believe

Even better inside!

Lilette on Magazine in between Napoleon and Louisiana in Uptown

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

‼️🇰🇵 Meet North Korean recruiter 'Aaron,' who infiltrates Western companies by using AI and posing as a remote IT worker using stolen or rented identities.

He was lured into a sandbox by researchers, who observed the wild APT in a controlled setting to see what he would do.

[andrew o @aMinus1988]

If ole miss plays UVA, the grove is going to be the WASPiest, most peter millar’d and Barbour’d square mile in the universe

[Em @emily_pontiff]

Partaking in the sacred ritual of going out to dinner by myself to sit and scroll on my phone in peace while on work travel.

Real ones know how elite this is.

[Badger of Honor @BadgerOfHonorFS]

Last 27 Wisconsin drives:
Punt
Interception
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
End of Game
Punt
Punt
Downs
Punt
Punt
Downs
Fumble
Punt
Interception
Interception
Punt
Field Goal
Punt
Interception
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt
Punt

[Kev @klew24]

Look at him

[andrew o @aMinus1988]

Studying the Carolingian Era of history at the University of Memphis:

Charle-MANE

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Which Simpsons joke have you appreciated more as an adult?

[Mr. lindsay lohan daddy @TheBeezeKnees]

Look at this perfect angel hero baby 🥹