Isaac Steele

Meh. Whatever.

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@thursdayschild Gelatinous Cubes do nothing. Ever. The only reason to ever fight one is if it is completely blocking the way forward or you literally fell into one. Otherwise, just walk around.

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@thursdayschild I'd guess he's more like one of these literal garbage monsters:
https://t.co/n9l6zuXZFU

They hide in piles of dungeon refuse and effluvia until adventurers get too close, then attack. And once they start attacking, they'll generally follow you until you beat them dead.

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My nephew disagrees that "Minecraft" should be called "Yourncraft" if you aren't the one playing, and I just feel like kids don't respect bad Middle English jokes as much as I did at their age.

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Never thought I'd make this complaint about a video game, but the villagers in Dragon Quest Builders 2 don't poop often enough.

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If you want to see giant monster wrestling matches, it's got you covered.

The subtle continuity nods and passable human POV story are just bonuses.

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Anyway, the latest Godzilla is good. It knows what it wants to be and it does that really well.

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I play so many games on my PC since I bought my Switch that sometime in the last 8 months nouveau replaced the nvidia drivers on my machine and I only noticed today when I tried to launch Stellaris and the frame rate was laughable.

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Maybe he's were Blade learned to be a day walker. Or maybe he's just Blade's dad ...

All I know is The Count is immune to daylight.

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Today at work, I realized Sesame Street's Count von Count spent a lot of time outside during the day for a vampire.

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Look, what I am saying is, the new Ducktales is good and if it slowly, accidentally recreates Disney Afternoon – Even better.

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Darkwing was on Ducktales!
And not as a jokey background TV show. Actually really Darkwing.

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Plus, they managed to turn jokey background TV Darkwing into Negaduck.
And, of course, established a healthy one-sided rivalry with Gizmo Duck.

All we need now is Goslin and it could be the remake we all want.

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I cannot get over just how disorientingly nonsensical Endgame must feel for Hope van Dyne. Or Valkyrie. Or the Wakandans.

Or anyone not either in the main cast or Captain Marvel, really.

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Also, Home is terrible. Stop trying to replace the chronological time-stream view, Twitter.

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My Twitter website is suddenly identical to my Twitter app, and all I can think is "I hate it".

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Anyway, nothing is going to change and we are all hosed!

So, Yay! The Con Men won! Thieves and criminals rule America! Hooray!

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How the Mueller report analysis sounds:

Republicans: "Trump isn't guilty because a president can't be guilty. Complete Exoneration!"
Everyone else: "He's definitely guilty, but Mueller believes he cannot be charged so won't say so."

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Other than that and Quake needing to stop saying everyone's names all the time, it is pretty alright.

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So far, my overwhelming opinion of Marvel Rising is that it needs to turn its faux-pop soundtrack down.

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3.141592653558979 ...

I dunno. I forget the rest.