Jordan D'Souza

on a mission

[Jordan D'Souza @aRandomJordan]

@isabhiii @Saanvi_dhillon All of these platforms except LinkedIn pays creators, but X is the only one that needs you to pay them first

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@_jaidendavis @grok Wait nvm I just realised she sat there and recorded the whole thing lol

[Jordan D'Souza @aRandomJordan]

@_jaidendavis @grok what’s he mean ho is you tree 😭

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@tomieinlove I pay good money to show it my manners

[Jordan D'Souza @aRandomJordan]

Government action on global businesses over the past few years have been extremely alarming.

[Jordan D'Souza @aRandomJordan]

i take it back

[Jordan D'Souza @aRandomJordan]

one of my biggest flexs is downloading @honey before it got popular

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Still Twitter

[Jordan D'Souza @aRandomJordan]

Greatful for feeling tired at 10

[Jordan D'Souza @aRandomJordan]

I'm grateful that the sunrises and sunsets look pretty

[Jordan D'Souza @aRandomJordan]

I'm grateful that things I enjoy doing make other people happy

[Jordan D'Souza @aRandomJordan]

@JoannaStern 70:0g

[Jordan D'Souza @aRandomJordan]

There's no better gratitude than being grateful for complete strangers, like:

"I'm grateful that somewhere on earth it's someone's birthday today, and I hope they're having a good day"

[Jordan D'Souza @aRandomJordan]

@nocontextmemes even then $200 to cancel is insane

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@tonystatovci the beach is never fun, the sandy aftermaths is not fun

[Jordan D'Souza @aRandomJordan]

@kirawontmiss "I choose the bear"

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this is false

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the product is worth as much as it's marketing

[Jordan D'Souza @aRandomJordan]

i love for some people just fucking love trains

[Jordan D'Souza @aRandomJordan]

@ellise obviously it'll be my only song for the next 3 months

[Jordan D'Souza @aRandomJordan]

there will never be a day where I'm paying for my sandwiches with this app

[Jordan D'Souza @aRandomJordan]

@sondesix i would like to airdrop things to my Mac, have the same app support and more than 3 years of updates