uncle chillin'

He/him
Motor vehicle operator. Dopamine enjoyer. Grad student.

[uncle chillin' @aRealDillsaster]

Could someone with anxiety hit their step goal every day this week by pacing their apartment?

[Tim Mak @timkmak]

Good morning to readers; Kyiv remains in Ukrainian hands.

Ukrainian Olena fled her hometown of Lysychansk last year, moving to Israel alone.

In a terrible twist, the war came for her again: she woke up this weekend to the sounds of air raid sirens.

https://t.co/FmHUglOysa

[chloe 🇦🇷 @ChloeNumberIII]

"The Kubrick Stare" is one of director Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques. A method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that they are at the peak of their derangement

[Tim Mak @timkmak]

Good morning to readers; Kyiv remains in Ukrainian hands -- but residents of the capital city are looking south along the Dnipro River...

... where in southern Ukraine the Kakhovska Hydroelectric Power Plant was destroyed overnight as a crucial dam was breached.

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

This is a legit bombshell https://t.co/7qKuOCx1UO

[David Folkenflik @davidfolkenflik]

Lachlan Murdoch is poised to continue Fox’s No Apologies tour today.

The approach - exactly three weeks after the $787M Dominion defamation settlement - flies in the face of the journalistic, corporate and legal record, observers tell me.

My NPR story: https://t.co/PZCCkX4g5D

[Dr. Lucien Sanchez @hotshotsurgeon]

Mom can you pick me up some flappers tried to snuggle pup me

[Leonard Pitts, Jr. @LeonardPittsJr1]

From today’s ⁦@nytimes⁩ . Sometimes, the truth hides in plain sight.

[uncle chillin' @aRealDillsaster]

Not sure if it's more of a W for meal prep or a L for food safety, but I'm currently finishing the last of a huge batch soup I made on Thanksgiving day

[uncle chillin' @aRealDillsaster]

The coffee grounds i left in the compost before I left for the holidays have undergone a magical transformation into a cornucopia of life ✨

[uncle chillin' @aRealDillsaster]

Haven't posted in weeks cuz I'm happy 🥰

[uncle chillin' @aRealDillsaster]

Finally getting confirmation that *dozens* of people see my tweets; I'm not getting likes because I'm not funny

[uncle chillin' @aRealDillsaster]

Somehow being home for the holidays is much more bearable when your parents have a rowing machine

[uncle chillin' @aRealDillsaster]

I envy this man. Currently have both coffee and tunes and cannot do MY job

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

I could totally do sisyphus's job if I had a coffee and some tunes.

[uncle chillin' @aRealDillsaster]

@janecoaston Same energy

[uncle chillin' @aRealDillsaster]

"SANTA IS WATCHING BUCKLE UP" says the highway sign like should we expect an attack?

[uncle chillin' @aRealDillsaster]

How much money do I have to get to not have to worry about dressing myself anymore

[uncle chillin' @aRealDillsaster]

The author of my family's Christmas soundtrack 🏳️‍🌈

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

amy’s a real one

[uncle chillin' @aRealDillsaster]

Volcanoes suddenly going quiet? Nobody knows why but there are rumors of "influences"? Definitely the work of the deep state if you ask me...

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

About two weeks after Earth’s largest active volcano began erupting, Hawaii’s Mauna Loa has gone quiet, one of the most closely watched volcanoes in the world. Yet significant questions remain about what influences when it erupts and when it calms. https://t.co/HnxhFROgJq

[uncle chillin' @aRealDillsaster]

Men will literally go to therapy instead of talking to their friends about their problems