A Salty Square

I make things on YouTube... and by make things on YouTube I mean made some things a while ago and tell myself I still do.

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

I'm just a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 bill

Yes, I’m only a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 bill

And I’m:
⚪️ standing in front of a girl
⚪️ standing in front of a guy
🔘 sitting here on Capitol Hill

[A Salty Square @aSaltySquare]

I can’t believe the Suck Your Dick Milkman from Jake and Amir is gonna be the live action Sonic @rejectedjokes

[A Salty Square @aSaltySquare]

@LukeThorssen

[Tokyo Police Club @TokyoPoliceClub]

@RahRahRaina it has none of our music on it due to copyright issues

[devy 💕 @devinsimoneee]

PLEASE. If you’re evacuating from #HurricaneFlorence,
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU

[maura @painthands]

Remember Kiwi & his goth gf? Well now she's his goth wife and they have 4 beautiful half goth babies 💚💙🖤

[A Salty Square @aSaltySquare]

@BAKKOOONN @Choplogik After like 2 minutes I realized how much sense this made and had to scroll all the way back up my feed to make sure it was real.

[Julia Kaye, prettiest girl in the world 🏳️‍⚧️ @upandoutcomic]

Hey! If you've enjoyed my work, learned from it, or helped you in some way, consider supporting me via my GoFundMe for FFS. ❤️

https://t.co/hK5kMXny6j

[Chocolatine™ déménage dans le ciel bleu @BeautifulLoser_]

chair.exe has stopped working

[Mike Falzone @MikeFalzone]

I’m on mad painkillers and I haven’t tweeted anything racist. Where do I pick up my TV show?

[jenelle @JenelleBnstr]

The way my dog eats watermelon is everything 😂

[TotalBiscuit @Totalbiscuit]

John Peter Bain
July 8, 1984 - May 24, 2018

[Julia Kaye, prettiest girl in the world 🏳️‍⚧️ @upandoutcomic]

I've been weighing whether or not to do this for ages. I'm uncomfortable asking for help, especially monetarily, but my bodily discomfort can be debilitating.

I set up a GoFundMe to try to help fund my need for FFS. https://t.co/V3W4lgjygD

[Esther Schindler @estherschindler]

In 1999, I asked David Gerrold to write a "future of computing" prediction for the magazine where I was Technology Editor. Here's what he wrote.