Simon

Wycombe Wanderers, BBQ @lastsummerswine. Comments are mine. Although more often retweets off of cleverer/funnier people.

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@santanderukhelp how does someone report a card stolen when no one is answering the phone?

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@santanderuk @TSB Anyone there?

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@santanderuk how does a customer contact you about a stolen card when your phone centres are closed?

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@sam_avery1 Agree we need that togetherness back. I’ve just taken a proper look at Ainsworth’s last squad (to avoid a knee jerk nostalgia bias) and there are genuinely, objectively, many players who were “better footballers” than we have now. They are not separate things

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@wwfcofficial My purchase said collection only. Is that from AP or BW on the day?

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@wwfcofficial Norris…

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@ElvisKnevil @Variety Where would AI get its news from?

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@GordonT64 @ceodonovan Learn to spell

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@DZI_WWFC Tbf “dominate” might be going a bit far

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@WycombeDJ I want to believe but sitting in the FA today I don’t think he will. His movement is slow and just a bit odd - almost seems to seek out the defender. Awareness is poor (eg two attempted back heels when he had a man right behind him) timing for headers is shockingly bad

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@HeroesOfHP12 We missed Fred

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@MrsMarzuolo @BBCBreaking One had a licence to drive, one had a permit to carry a gun. Which seems like they were on the right side of the law?

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@ArsenalStu @BBCBreaking Whataboutism is the refuge of communists

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@TVLPPAPV @BBCBreaking Anti 2A?

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@MatthewJshow @BBCBreaking Anti 2A?

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@WycombeDJ “Did the right things” “should have had a goal”

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@LeagueOne25 😆 😆 😆

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@HeroesOfHP12 0-2 if we’re lucky