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I'm just here to talk shit.

Sorry, I don't give out dick pics. DM's are closed.

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@uritrashpanda @JiaaAera @Bryce_Estelle Twig fingers don't build. Twig fingers don't lift. Twig fingers don't chop wood.

Twig fingers type on a keyboard and jerk off to anime porn every day.

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@AzA_CaT @JiaaAera @Bryce_Estelle Lmao I'm not insecure, I'm just making fun of a retarded loser on the internet. It's tough work but somebody's gotta do it.

And my gf cares that I have strong hands and thick fingers. That's my whole point.

YOU quit projecting. Go lift some fucking weights, ya stupid virgin.

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@TRohanian @essenviews To be fair, can we tell it was really all of 20 hours based on this video? Of course not. I want the raw footage, not this fast-forwarded crap followed by a wild claim.

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@JiaaAera @Bryce_Estelle We don't "think" it, dude. We actually have girlfriends, unlike you apparently. Imagine broadcasting to everybody that you're a lonely fucking loser with a post like this.

When you have a gf, you will occasionally hold hands with them, and they will compare their hands to yours.

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@AKmountain_guy Hot damn, just @ me next time.

But yeah, you're totally right.

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@HaruhiismOtaku It's perspective. Most women don't ever have to do hard labor because they aren't strong enough. The hardest work they'll ever do is carry laundry baskets.

When men have to load the dishwasher or move laundry--or any work that doesn't make us sweat or sore--we call it light work

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@CyrusDeranged @_Shanny_4 Well obviously it's because she wanted to be alone with you.

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@Kappie207 @TheFoxEssence Exactly. I really don't get it. Of all the legitimately terrible decisions and mistakes modern-Halo devs have made, this is what some people fixate on? Really? Holy fuck, they went a different direction, get the hell over it. It ain't worth talking about.

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@TheFoxEssence No they are not. Because the fiction was changed. The people in charge of the story decided they didn't want to go that route. Because it's boring.

Do you get it now? Or are you retarded?

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@3DResponseS Because when people say "arm teachers," they obviously mean "arm every single teacher, including those who are idiots and can't be trusted to handle a firearm safely."

Shut up, retard.

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@crusade_enjoyer There's probably a reason it didn't end up in the game but yeah okay pal

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@msullivan1993 @02Deuce @TeslaFamOnBoard You go tell them that, bud. I'm sure they'd appreciate your insight

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@02Deuce @TeslaFamOnBoard Yeah, if you count them as one unit, it makes sense.

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@TeslaFamOnBoard I've had cops go around me at a needless red light when no one else was around and run the red light lol. No flashing lights, no sirens.

I mean hey, there ain't many perks to being a cop so I vote to let them have this one.

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@ouhereee @TeslaFamOnBoard I believe he's talking about the second police car, not the first

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@Neoncookies111 Apart from it's just fucking awesome and totally 'merican... Probably not.

You could add a stock to it and basically have a sub machine gun.

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@kaiser_drago Woke game devs gotta go, man. They ruin everything they touch.

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@THPLawrencebur What a bunch of overpaid faggots

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@Naddel777 @Mappy6984 I'm guessing you're a woman? Yeah, you don't know what actual rage is and you never will. Make no mistake tho, it is an evolutionary trait. Angry gets shit done.

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@XboxArchives Reach. Bloom on the DMR ruined it for me.

I mean I played thousands of matches but still.