Ben Parker Karris

Not good at sleeping. Freelance writer and photographer.

[Ben Parker Karris @aStarryDynamo]

I want to write for this show (and other @blumhouse productions) v. bad. cc: @jason_blum

[Blumhouse @blumhouse]

What happens on Purge Night... doesn't stay on Purge Night.
Find out what happens the rest of the year when @ThePurgeTV returns to @USA_Network this fall.

[Ben Parker Karris @aStarryDynamo]

@iluvbutts247 I feels you, bruv.

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Bumpin' DarkThrone out my Audi A4. . . Pentagram on my shawty torso

[Ben Parker Karris @aStarryDynamo]

Spent some time last fall in San Francisco with the legendary cannabis cultivator Mario Sherbinski @sherbinski415. Check out the feature now on @aproperhigh https://t.co/KZlm8nyPlG [photo: Anthony Tripoli]

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I fell off the face of the earth. . . And was the only one to notice.

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@Kaharli miss you kiddo.

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Shoutout to the dabbing grandparents of Instagram. (I wrote this like 3 years ago but would still dab with all of these grandparents any day of the week.) https://t.co/dbBC5JjFNm

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Words by @iluvbutts247, photos by me, The Hollywood of ‘Tangerine:’ A Walking Tour – The Skeeve https://t.co/h8qGpG8pjd

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Missed my cue for curtain call.

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@filth_filler @Narratively @WritersofColor @DisabledWriters Definitely will have some pitches for you.

[VICE @VICE]

College students were sold the idea that if they get a degree, debt would be worth it.

Now there's even more proof of how false that notion is. https://t.co/lsetdrMQou

[⬡:: troy/farah @filth_filler]

i haaaate it when articles about psilocybin have a photo of amanita muscaria at the top, but in this case it's perfectly relevant, because this article (by me) is about why fungi including fly agarics and ergot make such amazing compounds

https://t.co/FQuyRqZ1a3

[PAPA PINE @suicideLEOPARD]

i highly suggest microdosing your existential crisis

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Mainstream reporters are writing about the "good stuff," wink wink nudge nudge lol #weed: As marijuana goes mainstream, reporters wrestle with terminology https://t.co/0Uc9RntTrD via @cjr

[graze club @grazeclub]

it’s 2018 we’re not “dating” we’re collaborating

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The world is a depressing place.

[Ben Parker Karris @aStarryDynamo]

Did they still have those big tubs of microwave popcorn? So rando. So tasty.

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@becagrimm ...unless by cannabis, you mean, "gluten free, organic, artisanal edibles," in which case, I would call that person a dweeb.

[Ben Parker Karris @aStarryDynamo]

@becagrimm A friend.

[OWSLA @OWSLA]

🐻😱 @beeple