Alex Stoltze

Currently: Turning my Birthday into a lifestyle. Diagnosed with #FOMO in the late 00's. Copywriter @rpa_advertising.
Insta: @astoltze

[Alex Stoltze @aStoltze]

Hey @Glassdoor, @arijamiea & I think it would be awesome if you helped women know if they're getting paid less than their male counterparts. You have our gender, position, experience, location, salary. Let's start calling out companies on gender pay gaps. #InternationalWomensDay

[Alex Stoltze @aStoltze]

My husband just looked at me and said “what if in America, it was all about holding feet? Instead of holding hands.” 😶

[Alex Stoltze @aStoltze]

"Stumbling into the week" is my new about me

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

hey

psst

it's ads day 🤗

[Alex Stoltze @aStoltze]

@ColeRoxann Do they ask you for papers to prove you're eligible once you arrive?

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

PRODUCER: Sir you’re not centered
BIDEN: I SAID SHOW THE FIREPLACE!

[Alex Stoltze @aStoltze]

relatable

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

me trying to follow the hostess to my table at the Cheesecake Factory

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

I predict that Tampa Bay will win the Super Bowl this year.

[THE™ Jessi Davin @jessithebuckeye]

A STREAKER OH MY GOD THIS IS PEAK PANDEMIC FLORIDA #SuperBowl

[Judann Pollack @judy_pollack]

Missed branding opportunity: Doritos should have packed the stadium seats with Flat Matthews. #SuperBowl

[Alex Stoltze @aStoltze]

Watching history be made. Joyously crying. #BidenHarrisInauguration

[Alex Stoltze @aStoltze]

What do people buy for their Dads for Christmas. It's SO hard.

[Alex Stoltze @aStoltze]

Has anyone else had problems with transferring your old @Kiehls's gift card into their new version? I've been waiting WAY over a year to get my new, useable gift card. I've called HQ multiple times. This is some of the worst customer service I've ever experienced.

[Alex Stoltze @aStoltze]

This is BANANAS.

[Kristen Holmes @KristenhCNN]

Some Health and Human Services staffers instructed today that if anyone from President-elect Joe Biden's team contacts them, they are not to communicate with them and are to alert Deputy Surgeon General Rear Admiral Erica Schwartz of the communication per administration official

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

I’ll probably get whichever vaccine has the funnier Super Bowl ad.

[Stephen Espinoza @StephenEspinoza]

You had to know someone was going to do it.

[Alex Stoltze @aStoltze]

It’s time to dance!!! We’re celebrating democracy, decency and love! Let’s go Joe and Kamala! 💙💙💙
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#joebiden2020 #danceparty @theocotillojoshuatree @party_claeyssens @shellbyllyn @benbye @ Joshua Tree, California https://t.co/JbVzOBS352

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

God, I love the first night of Election Week. So festive. We broke out the traditional stress ball garlands and I’m going to carve the Xanax in about 20 minutes.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

If you are in line before the polls close, stay in line. If you are having trouble casting your ballot, call our voter protection hotline: [phone]

[Alex Stoltze @aStoltze]

Dust off those shoes and head on over to your local polling place and #vote! Missing #anzaborregodesertstatepark adventures from last weekend!
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@anzaborregodesertsp #explore #camp #cowgirl https://t.co/drRYyLzQkm