Austin

Dayton | Small business owner

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Earning $100k a year in the $5 footlong era must have felt so good

[Austin @aYo_Austin]

These eBike kids are getting pretty annoying

[Austin @aYo_Austin]

Mad at me cuz I found a way to make some money 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Austin @aYo_Austin]

It’s weird to get hard watching women’s sports but Sophie Cunningham makes it possible

[Austin @aYo_Austin]

@njvo_ Absolutely need that

[Austin @aYo_Austin]

I’ve spent like 14hrs researching all the fireworks available and what they do and best price/bang for my buck.

Gonna put on a good show this year.

Next year I’m thinking wholesale.

The fireworks market in Ohio is cornered unfortunately 🥱

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“I’ll just get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult

[. @mrw1sconsin]

The hoes went from sundresses to John cena jorts. Worst timeline ever.

[Austin @aYo_Austin]

The wavy Mike Sells potato chip with sloppy joes. #Dayton

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I gotta be honest we’d probably be better off if Y2K had actually ruined all the computers back in 2000

[aarøn. @ayroned]

dawg i FUCKIN LOVE pointing at a store and telling people what store used to be there a couple years ago

[Austin @aYo_Austin]

My IG FYP is just puppies, home DIY stuff and brunettes with big busty boobs

[Austin @aYo_Austin]

#KNICKSTAPE

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Shut the fuck up

[Jimmy Traina @JimmyTraina]

They’re gonna burn down New York City Wednesday night and then have a parade on Friday.

[Austin @aYo_Austin]

I hate traveling and somehow ended up in Put in Bay, Buffalo & Cape Coral within a month.

I just wanna go hooooOOome I wanna go hoOome.
*Sandy Cheeks voice

[Harris Wichard @Bockerbanter]

Yall not ready for a Brunson game winner series clincher Breen triple bang call

[Austin @aYo_Austin]

@DeweyInMSG Useless hope

[Austin @aYo_Austin]

Wemby with 1 rebound at the half 🫠

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”