Bishop Athanasius

ain't no scrub, ain't no sinner// consecrated n concentratin'

[Bishop Athanasius @a_4athanasius]

Which one of you plebs is googling this

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To anyone who reads anything from Herwig Wolfram: don't

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@YahBoiPuritanus Doggos are perfect no matter what

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@YahBoiPuritanus We are worried it's his hips since he's a Dane, so I had to stay home to make sure he didn't have a fall

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Missed class because of 170lbs of sick pup

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Second time hearing this exact lecture. How do I know? My old notes are matching word for word. Can I go home now

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@YahBoiPuritanus

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just one "s" of a difference and you'd change the whole practice of the ascetics. desert=dessert?? #kickmeoffthissite

[Bishop Athanasius @a_4athanasius]

but he'd just show up in your house one day with a half-eaten Big Mac and he'd tell you all about his most recent alien abduction

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Antony lowkey was the kinda guy to drive out to the desert alone and trip on peyote and you wouldn't see him for 3 days

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I should be exempt from this lecture because I'm the reason it exists #credme

[Constantine @Conman_TheGreat]

Hookers ain't free

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Did you know Athanasius was a printmaker? Me either https://t.co/1Xw4R0S6Ls

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I bet the real Athanasius had tonsillitis too #coping

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Why are all of you on mountains stop it get down from there

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Conflicted about believing in a God that made geese with teeth

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@YahBoiPuritanus @MeletiusLycopol I make no hires, the people of Alexandria trust me and support my worries. My windows always remain open

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@MeletiusLycopol @YahBoiPuritanus don't worry you guys'll get honorable mentions at my next confessional

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@YahBoiPuritanus I walk pure in the path of God